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January 11th, 2010, 06:08 PM | #11 |
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While sitting at a bar in Boston a few years back on holiday, the barman and a customer where talking about a female customer with a bit of a reputation. The barman described her as starting off as a tight end, but ending up as a wide receiver.
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January 11th, 2010, 06:18 PM | #12 |
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January 11th, 2010, 06:35 PM | #13 |
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Incest is a relative term.
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January 11th, 2010, 06:37 PM | #14 |
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It's a game all the family can play
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January 14th, 2010, 05:39 PM | #15 |
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I nearly got arrested at our local garage,I mis-understood the sign that said "Clutch Parts"
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January 14th, 2010, 09:21 PM | #16 |
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A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre - so the barman gave her one.
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I went to a black tie dinner the other night,got thrown out after five minutes,seems I mis-understood the expression "Dickie-bow".
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Went shopping with the missus today and got stuck inside a vintage lingerie boutique. They really shouldn't keep all their basques in one exit.
At the bakers I asked "How much are your cakes?". The baker replied "They're all a pound each". I said "I'll have that one then". "Certainly sir, that'll be two pounds". "Hang on, I thought you said they were all a pound?" "They are - but that's Madiera cake." Watching the news I became concerned about the American VEF members living on the east coast - because apparently they've had a bad spell of wether.
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The thunder god went for a ride Upon his favourite filly. "I'm Thor!!!" he cried. Hi horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle thilly ..." |
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