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November 10th, 2018, 09:37 PM	#31
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,242 Thanks: 42,239 Thanked 60,626 Times in 7,457 Posts	I'm cutting defense spending Last edited by vo1v0d; November 10th, 2018 at 09:37 PM.. Reason: spel

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November 12th, 2018, 09:35 PM	#32
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	It's raining lets go for a walk

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November 13th, 2018, 01:29 AM	#33
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,242 Thanks: 42,239 Thanked 60,626 Times in 7,457 Posts	I could be wrong

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November 13th, 2018, 02:25 AM	#34
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	This Putin guy is up to no good. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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November 13th, 2018, 08:28 AM	#35
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I've got a cunning plan

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November 13th, 2018, 10:57 AM	#36
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,242 Thanks: 42,239 Thanked 60,626 Times in 7,457 Posts	Everybody who came here after 1491 is an immigrant.

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November 13th, 2018, 12:26 PM	#37
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I'm replacing the Statue Of Liberty with the Statue of ICE

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November 13th, 2018, 08:37 PM	#38
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 53,023 Thanks: 633,273 Thanked 640,286 Times in 53,106 Posts	I was a bigger than biggly draft dodger! __________________ Fortitudo, Fidelitas, Decus I can re-up all my celeb posts, most of my funny posts, and many of my misc funny posts.

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November 13th, 2018, 08:46 PM	#39
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Henceforth ICE will be rebranded and renamed as The Gestapo

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November 13th, 2018, 09:56 PM	#40
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,656 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	To be honest,I'm just having a laugh.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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