10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian

zabdart · November 2nd, 2011, 01:58 PM

Anyone is welcome to add their own list. Here's mine:
1. The current NBA lockout
2. The batteries in your remote control
3. The manufacturer’s warranty on her wedding gifts
4. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to write a book
5. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to read a book
6. Any season in any major sport
7. Any season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”
8. The time between Lindsay Lohan’s court appearances
9. The amount of time it takes for Congress to actually do something
10. Keith Richards

**tygrkhat40** · November 2nd, 2011, 02:39 PM

11. A bag of weed in Snoop Dogg's crib.
12. An NCAA investigation into it's own corruption.
13. A talk show involving Chevy Chase or Magic Johnson.
14. A Phish jam.
15. Lindsey Lohan's sobriety.

**TCO95** · November 2nd, 2011, 04:11 PM

16. The life of a Mayfly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly
17. An election promise
18. A stable currency
19. A 1/4 mile drag race
20. My patience with telephone solicitors.

**luddite** · November 11th, 2011, 03:58 PM

21. Sex with a VEF Senior Member

**cuzzyman927** · November 11th, 2011, 04:06 PM

22. 10 hard guys waiting in line to have a go at her!

**Mal Hombre** · November 11th, 2011, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luddite

21. Sex with a VEF Senior Member

22.Sex With a Veteran Member

23.An Ice Cream

**Ghaleon** · November 12th, 2011, 02:56 AM

24. A compact flourescent lightbulb
25. A plastic bag in a landfill
26. The wait at a DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles) office
27. A delayed Jet Blue flight
28. Yoda
29. War and Peace
30. This thread .... so far

**19gc19** · November 13th, 2011, 11:05 PM

31 Sex with my own "member"

**cuzzyman927** · November 14th, 2011, 12:20 AM

I do not wish to ruffle any feathers, but since just about everything imaginable in this world would last longer than her marriage, it would seem perhaps the proper question and challenge should have been to try and think of things that would not last as long as her pathetic marriage.

A few examples: The blinking of an eye; laying a good fart; taking a good shit!

Estreeter · November 14th, 2011, 10:46 AM

The time it takes too boil an egg

November 2nd, 2011, 01:58 PM	#1
zabdart Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 271 Thanks: 1,493 Thanked 8,237 Times in 269 Posts	10 Things Which Last Longer Than Marriage to Kim Kardashian Anyone is welcome to add their own list. Here's mine: 1. The current NBA lockout 2. The batteries in your remote control 3. The manufacturer’s warranty on her wedding gifts 4. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to write a book 5. The amount of time it takes Sarah Palin to read a book 6. Any season in any major sport 7. Any season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” 8. The time between Lindsay Lohan’s court appearances 9. The amount of time it takes for Congress to actually do something 10. Keith Richards

November 2nd, 2011, 02:39 PM	#2
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November 12th, 2011, 02:56 AM	#7
Ghaleon Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Between Here & There Posts: 2,063 Thanks: 73,874 Thanked 34,774 Times in 2,064 Posts	24. A compact flourescent lightbulb 25. A plastic bag in a landfill 26. The wait at a DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles) office 27. A delayed Jet Blue flight 28. Yoda 29. War and Peace 30. This thread .... so far __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,797 Times in 5,130 Posts	16. The life of a Mayfly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly 17. An election promise 18. A stable currency 19. A 1/4 mile drag race 20. My patience with telephone solicitors.

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November 14th, 2011, 12:20 AM	#9
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	I do not wish to ruffle any feathers, but since just about everything imaginable in this world would last longer than her marriage, it would seem perhaps the proper question and challenge should have been to try and think of things that would not last as long as her pathetic marriage. A few examples: The blinking of an eye; laying a good fart; taking a good shit! Last edited by cuzzyman927; November 14th, 2011 at 12:25 AM.. Reason: edit

November 14th, 2011, 10:46 AM	#10
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