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May 16th, 2011, 03:44 AM | #21 |
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Does this make my ass look big?
Would you like fries with that? Going forward ... (rather than "hence" or "from now on") I'm just saying ... Back in the day ... LOL That's not my department. Any phrase or sentence with an unnecessary "like". Any mention of "orientate" rather than "orient". |
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May 16th, 2011, 12:49 PM | #22 |
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Customer satisfaction is important to us :-means fuck off and stop bothering us
New Improved :-- You liked it and it worked so we fucked it up Beta Version :- Fuck knows if it works but you mugs and guinea pigs will find out |
May 16th, 2011, 01:14 PM | #23 |
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Its not big and its not clever.
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May 16th, 2011, 01:55 PM | #24 |
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It does what it says on the tin
It is what it is Its not rocket science JFDI Lets put the customer at the centre of the strategy I'm from head office and I'm here to help you Your own development is your own responsibility |
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May 17th, 2011, 07:28 AM | #25 |
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When forced to do something at one time you were "pressed" , then you were "pressured" and now you are "pressurised" as in an aircraft cabin.
Once you were burgled , now you have been burglarised. Once you had things for nothing. Or they were free.Now they are "for free" which is a bit crass. |
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May 17th, 2011, 11:51 AM | #26 |
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At the end of the day... (Said by my missus quite a lot)
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May 17th, 2011, 12:18 PM | #27 |
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May 17th, 2011, 12:45 PM | #28 |
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May 17th, 2011, 07:38 PM | #30 |
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"Your call is important to us ..."
(So you don't hire sufficient customer support staff?) "Join our exclusive club just by ..." (How is this actually "exclusive" of anyone?) |
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