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June 8th, 2009, 01:24 PM | #171 |
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Few years ago, when I'd never heard of handsfree sets, work took me to London and Canary Wharf. All these men were walking round in £1500 suits and apparantly talking to themselves. I thought 'bloody hell, the homeless do well round here'
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June 8th, 2009, 02:07 PM | #172 |
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A Particular Type of Sports Loudmouth*
I don't mind a bit of clever SOBER commentary at an event, it's part of the fun of live sports. There is however a type of loudmouth, specific to televised golf, which annoys me to no end. After a 20-year run, "You Da Man!" seems to have finally disappeared. So now, these dullards are searching for a new phrase to shout.
Here's an example from yesterday's Memorial Tournament: Tiger Woods had just struck a putt to tie for the tourney lead, when some lunkhead shouts, "You my boy, blue!" Now what possible connection can there be between golf and the movie, "Old School?" My only conclusion is that this poor guy was a victim of the condition 'cranial rectosis', commonly known as a 'butt head'. *Please note that I did forgo my standard 3 dots! |
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June 8th, 2009, 08:51 PM | #173 |
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My new Mp3 player!
Most days I use an ipod which is great but I dont like to wear it when gardening or mucking the stable out and stuff so today I bought an 8gig Mp3 player thinking it would be just like my ipod with a lot less capacity.....Wrong..... like most things like this you have to charge them before you use them.....The bloody stupid thing only charges up through a USB port!
What a bloody idiotic idea, why on earth would someone think this up, I can only charge it when my computer is on!
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By the way ..... 'mucking the stable out' what the bloody hell do you live in Tab? What annoyed me today, new 'water saving' cistern fitted - I now have to flush my toilet twice to get rid of a dump! |
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I have Four and a half acres with the garden and paddock and it really is a bugger to keep on top of. I have just laughed beer down my knose at your cistern
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Tube strikes...and guess what's happening in London for the next 48 hours?
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Polluters of personal space
This has probably already been mentioned on one of the previous pages That being just how annoying people who seem unaware of the need for personal hygiene, obviously have no sense of smell and must work in a sewer as a used nappy juggler or something ARE !. This morning it happened yet again and i found myself a nose width from a right stinky basturd , as if it wasn’t bad enough that i was in a crummy overpriced far too bright supermarket full of mean faced pushy sods who’d gut you with a discounted carving knife soon as look at you !. No, i also need to hold my breath and find somewhere to vomit as Captain piss-pants drifts over to the frozen food section and stands next to yours truly blanketing me in a shroud of fermented shite and biological grade body odour ! Course i immediately backed away from the lanky haired young cess pit ,clutching a bag of oven chips over my mouth as a sort of makeshift gas mask .But it was no good i’d been tainted and all that was left for me to do was start a fire in the outdoor section with the aid of some BBQ brickets and burn all my clothes , then run to the cleaning products area and smother every inch of my skin in detox , before shaving my head with that thing they use to read bar codes ! . Not surprising i tend to use the home delivery method now eh Telling you the death penalty is too merciful for such poisonous sods
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