January 31st, 2009, 12:28 PM | #21 |
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Greetz goldentaurus2001
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February 1st, 2009, 03:12 AM | #22 |
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You are a very sick man,Skull. I love that about you!
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A naked woman on my bed and i didn't know what to do ?
Scream, Panic, Run away and if all else fails beg for mercy. Never never let her get on top.
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"_Hello... _Blanche? It´s Dad.How are you,my dear? _I´m fine,Dad....some neck pain....no,ít´s not the pillow nor the bed.In fact,he has a pretty good one...I´m not shure,he said something about Krypton...it must be a new brand in the market...Oh,watching movies,popcorn,I meet some of his friends... _I don´t think he´s the right man for you but if you´re happy... _He´s in pretty good shape,Dad.His body fat percentage is amazing! Never see something like that...I love it!" |
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- " Dad , dad you still there ? "
" Yeah Blanche , now hurry up and speak your peace i`m screwing my sister " - " Oh how is mom ?" " Ugh very loose , imagine a deflated Hindenburg and you`re almost there now what is it ? " - " That handsome guy who`s bed i`m crushing seems happy ,and i`m a getting worried " " What he hitting you with that mallet again and crying ? " - " Oh no , that broke ,still he`s been collecting a mass of fire wood and stacking it under this bed " " Ignore it ,probably nothing " - " Plus he`s also soaked the mattress with petrol " " Well accidents happen , forget it " - " And is looking up BBQ sauce recipes " " Holy hell he wouldn't , he couldn`t !, listen up my girl the next time you see that grinning devil you tell him something from me " - " Ok Dad , what " " Does he need a light ? "
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"Oooooooh great bonfire , and he even provided marshmellows "
"Those aren`t marshmellows " "Aaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhh ! " " Shut up and start smiling " " Good now enjoy the party" " Who the hell ?, that`s for desert ! " " And you get the fuck off my poll "
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Please somebody stop me !
"Mr GreenSkull sir , just wanted to thank you for helping ma little girl lose weight "
"Good well you have so how about you take your circus act and go wobble off into heavy traffic " "Tee Hee , can`t believe i can finally fit into this g-string again" "Yeah and i can`t believe that fabric is actually begging me to kill it " "Oi you roasted my first cousin wife and so must taste my cheesy foot of death " "Cheap shot chubby, now i`m gonna shove that leg up your arse and turn you into a popsicle "
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