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January 2nd, 2018, 09:31 AM	#1951
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,118 Thanks: 449,720 Thanked 896,783 Times in 60,319 Posts	palo5 claims he's Jesus __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 2nd, 2018, 11:45 AM

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Blasphemy!!

We all know Mr Putin is the son of God.

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January 2nd, 2018, 01:19 PM

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Blasphemy!!

We all know Mr Putin is the son of God.

Well at minimum we know palo5 isn't any of the 3 wise men

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January 2nd, 2018, 04:33 PM	#1954
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	^Palo isn't wise North Korea is the only place in the world that hasn't heard of Glen Quagmire

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January 2nd, 2018, 04:56 PM	#1955
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,310 Times in 13,886 Posts	Estreeter is the electrician who installed the Nuclear button on Kim Jong-un's desk , luckily he is such a bad electrician he forgot to connect the wires

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January 2nd, 2018, 05:07 PM

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Estreeter is the electrician who installed the Nuclear button on Kim Jong-un's desk, luckily he is such a bad electrician he forgot to connect the wires

Sandhunter is the master electrician who taught him

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January 2nd, 2018, 07:52 PM

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You mean he isn't???

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January 2nd, 2018, 10:12 PM	#1958
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Trailmaster lives in a derelict house in the Scottish country site.

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January 3rd, 2018, 07:51 AM	#1959
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,118 Thanks: 449,720 Thanked 896,783 Times in 60,319 Posts	palo5 only has 2 heroes, Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 3rd, 2018, 08:19 AM	#1960
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