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Robin Ince ‏@robinince:

I know it gets said all the time, but football really has lost something since the ball stopped being the head of a vanquished foe.

I thought that was polo.

By the way, somebody suggested issuing polo mallets on the Tour de France to get rid of all the selfe takers jumping out in front of the riders.

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