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Old October 4th, 2017, 11:47 PM   #12741
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Ques: Why did Barbie never get pregnant?

Ans: Because Ken always came in a separate box.
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Old October 5th, 2017, 05:15 AM   #12742
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I hear They are making "Titanic-The Musical",That should go down well...
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Ques: Why did Barbie never get pregnant?

Ans: Because Ken always came in a separate box.
Q: Does Barbie come with Ken?

A: No, she comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken.
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Why is Action Man threatened with extinction? He has no genitalia.
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Why was their never a Fireman Barbie?
She kept melting when she saw a man in a uniform.
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When your sweetheart thinks about you, even on her day out...

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Old October 6th, 2017, 09:33 AM   #12748
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during root canal work?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
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For sale.

Muhammad Ali DVD collection.
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Both boxed.
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For sale.

Muhammad Ali DVD collection.
George Foreman grill.
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I would like the Muhammad Ali DVD collection if you
can ship it in a Manilla envelope..

It would be a surprise for a friend..


I can say I got him a "THRILLA in MANILLA"




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