What if you lived in Australia? - Page 644

**effCup** · November 4th, 2017, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Why I should be our MP

You've first disowned any/all possible duel citizenships, have you?

**scoundrel** · November 4th, 2017, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Melchior

Australians a land of criminals.

Arguably a land of independent minded and enterprising ancestors. The ones I would be much more wary of are those who are descended from the prison guards: mostly far more criminal than the convicts, and treacherous establishment stooges as well. Think of Bring Larks and Heroes and you will get the idea.

Estreeter · November 4th, 2017, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by effCup

You've first disowned any/all possible duel citizenships, have you?

I qualify 100%

I was born here, Mum and Dad were both born in a country that no longer exists

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Originally Posted by palo5

But, another question: do you think AUS will sink from the weight of immigrants? It must be terrifying for them, because AUS is so small and has no space

I'd let more in

all the fat cat Russians that got rich after the Soviet Union collapsed into a black hole

They deserve a capitalist Utopia , or help in improving and perfecting one at least

And yes, I'd let you in also

Sydney for you sounds great

Lot's of pubs that serve lots of alcohol that Russians like .... to men

**blondifan** · November 4th, 2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

... do you think AUS will sink from the weight of immigrants? It must be terrifying for them, because AUS is so small and has no space

Am I the only one thinking you may mean 'mAnUS Island'?

What sort of name is Manus anyway? Man Anus...

**effCup** · November 4th, 2017, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by blondifan

'mAnUS Island'

Amusing/sad how Oz media report TPP11 as being championed by "Australia and Japan". Corresponding media in NZ say it's being championed by "New Zealand and Japan".

No, I'm not saying NZ media are necessarily any more accurate than their Oz counterparts.

Rather, they're perhaps no better/different?

**scoundrel** · November 4th, 2017, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I qualify 100%

I was born here, Mum and Dad were both born in a country that no longer exists

Such an injustice. I bet they didn't even steal one loaf of bread between the two of them.

**Motorboater** · November 4th, 2017, 10:05 PM

England - Don't mess with our bread!

**blondifan** · November 4th, 2017, 11:18 PM

All it takes is a cock or two to stuff up Turnbull's NBN

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/201...003?benref=smh

**haroldeye** · November 5th, 2017, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by scoundrel

Such an injustice. I bet they didn't even steal one loaf of bread between the two of them.

As Ian Botham said when asked at Aus Immigration 'Do you have a criminal record'. " No, I didn't think it was compulsory any more."

Estreeter · November 5th, 2017, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

As Ian Botham

I liked Ian , also reminds me of the friendly Aus and Pom rivalry, especially in cricket

Loved this shot at Botham when he started putting on weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2calall9u4

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