What if you lived in Australia?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by andw

Kev, you're confusing women with something important, like footy.

Could you imagine Kev at one of the old grounds standing on the outer, holding it in waiting till three quarter time to go to one of them old tin shed dunnies and gettin in a blue with some pissed yobbo

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Could you imagine Kev at one of the old grounds standing on the outer, holding it in waiting till three quarter time to go to one of them old tin shed dunnies and gettin in a blue with some pissed yobbo

Good Lord no!

I'm sure Kev is the Perfect gentleman.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Could you imagine Kev at one of the old grounds standing on the outer, holding it in waiting till three quarter time to go to one of them old tin shed dunnies and gettin in a blue with some pissed yobbo

Don't you know it's impolite to talk in another language in front of an ignorant friend?

[Mal Hombre]

"Can You imagine Kevin at an Aussie Rules ground,Standing at the edge of the pitch with a full bladder until three quarter time,Going to a Gentleman's Convenience only to get into a contretemps with an inebriated ruffian "

[trailmaster]

It is so cool that in England, Australia and most of Europe you still have pissoirs. We don't have this in America. Only when there is a public concert outside or a food festival do they have portable toilets, but if one has a need there is nowhere to go except a bus or train station, and most stores and restaurants won't allow anyone but patrons to use their rest rooms. It is because America is too:

Repressed!

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

"Can You imagine Kevin at an Aussie Rules ground,Standing at the edge of the pitch with a full bladder until three quarter time,Going to a Gentleman's Convenience only to get into a contretemps with an inebriated ruffian "

That's a little better. I can understand some of what you are saying, but I had to use Wikipedia to understand all of it. Is this the way the common Englander or Aussie speaks? Like I said once before. If I take a trip to England or Australia I have to hire a personal translator to come with me.

[Sir Honkers]

The news story of the day would be some silly old moll spewing her religious bigotry against gays and then crying tears that she was being bullied when she met a verbal backlash. Apparently what she says is justified because once she was a shit-hot tennis player...oh and because it's it the big book of fairy tales.
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/tennis/t...26-gwedwp.html

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Like I said once before. If I take a trip to England or Australia I have to hire a personal translator to come with me.

I'll take the job Kev. I speak English like a native.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by bloke57

I'll take the job Kev.

I thought that when he wanted someone to test his shark punching theory, but he's a bit scungy with the folding stuff.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I thought that when he wanted someone to test his shark punching theory, but he's a bit scungy with the folding stuff.

I just heard on the news a few days ago that a guy was swimming in the ocean, just off a beach and he was approached by a big bad fish, not a shark, but something else and he hit it in it's eye and it swam away. The process works with almost any big fish. You just have to have the courage to do it, and you can't show any fear, because animals can sense that fear and go in for the kill. It also helps to have a water proof taser or electric cattle prod with you!