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Old November 27th, 2017, 03:33 PM   #5211
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Mayfair.

Knightsbridge or Stepney?
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Old November 28th, 2017, 10:50 PM   #5212
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Whats Worse Getting A Boner Infront Of Your Favourite Porn Star Or Getting A Boner Infront Of Your Mum & Dad?
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Mum and Dad of course. The pornstar would be disappointed if you didn't have a boner.

Reds or Red Devils?
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Old November 30th, 2017, 11:45 AM   #5214
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Red Devils

Coke Or Dr Pepper?
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Payday candy bar or Almond Joy?
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No. I do put up some lights though.

Redskins or Cowboys?
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Redskins. I really dislike the Cowboys.

Although the game is past, Alabama or Auburn?
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Auburn, I really dislike Alabama.

Better game-time snack; Nachos or Guacamole and chips?
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Going To Eat At Nandos Because You Fancy The Waitress In There Or Go To Eat In McDonalds And Take All The Happy Meal Balloons So The Kids Dont Get Any Balloons?
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