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September 7th, 2011, 11:08 AM | #1 |
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Greatest porn star bloopers
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1) Vanessa Smoke losing some chunks in the middle of an anal scene. That was bound to happen. Vanessa kept going and never registered a moment's dismay. . . Last edited by mschaeffer33; September 13th, 2011 at 06:15 AM.. Reason: clarification |
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September 12th, 2011, 05:54 AM | #2 |
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My favorite was when Carol Cummings, Marc Wallice and Scott Irish were making Hershe Highway 2. The scene was supposed to be a DP and ended up being a DPP when one of the guys missed his target. Strangely enough, Ms. Cummings didn't seem to notice.
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September 12th, 2011, 03:13 PM | #3 |
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I once saw a blooper scene where Dana Lynn (I think) stepped on Ray Victory's dick.
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I saw a flick where a well-known star peed 20 feet across a living room while getting up from a couch. It was an unscheduled whizz and the girl was mortified. I'll have to find it and give you the actress's name. She looked a little like Sasha Grey but it wasn't; Sasha doesn't blush.
Alexandra Ross in the 2nd scene of Bis zum Letzten Tropfen im Reich des Pornos 1997 lost control of her bowels in the middle of an anal and unleashed a shit storm before taking out the camera. I was embarrassed. The film is on VEF. I wonder what the best all-time farts have been. Btw, I don't like anyone to step on my dick. Last edited by mschaeffer33; September 12th, 2011 at 08:26 PM.. Reason: amplification |
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The DPP scene with Carol Cummings, which I mentioned earlier, is on a compilation called Boobs Butts And Bloopers (1990). If I remember correctly, it wasn't nearly as funny as the producers must have thought it was. A couple good moments though.
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September 13th, 2011, 12:16 AM | #8 |
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Wasn't there one where Chessie Moore had to fart while getting it from Ron Jeremy but he just kept on going?
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...And then there was the time Tina Russell shat on Harry Reems during a scene. This was not in the script! He unexpectedly pulled out of her vagina, and entered her back door - and she shat all over him.
Tina might have been hitting the bottle by this time. Heavy drinking, as I learned from experience, often loosens your bowels. |
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I remember two good ones- in one, they got several chicks to say "I'm not fucking that pig Ron Jeremy" when he came out on set. In another, I think it's tracey adams and buck adams; he is having lot's of trouble holding out because she keeps screwing with him by talking sexy in his ear and doing everything she can so he can't "maintain"- hilarious.
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