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There was a young girl from Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to make grist with The millers son, Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with |
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August 26th, 2010, 03:43 PM | #102 |
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There once was a lady from Exeter
So pretty that men cranes their necks at her And some were so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of their sex at her. To his girl said the lynx eyed detective Could it be that me eyes are defective? Has your east tit the least bit The best of your west tit? Or is it a trick of perspective? |
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August 31st, 2010, 07:36 AM | #103 |
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Slid into the kitchen, slid too far
Stuck my dick up Grandma's ass Got it in the kitchen, got it in the hall Got it on my fingers, and slung it on the walls ! |
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September 12th, 2010, 03:07 AM | #104 |
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There once was a man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, if my ear was a cunt I could fuck it ! |
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September 12th, 2010, 04:11 PM | #105 |
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Young Man from Devizes
There was a young man from Devizes
whose balls were two different sizes one was so small it was no ball at all The other so large it won prizes
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There was once a young lady called Horton
Who had one long tit & one short one To make up for yhe loss, she had a cunt like a hoss (horse) And a fart like a 500 Norton
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Bishop of Birmingham
It is purely co-incidental that that the Catholic church is involved in inquiries regarding the abuse of young boys and that Pope Benedict is in Birmingham UK this weekend.
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who buggered young boys while confirming 'em He would kneel on his hassock and lift up his cassock And pump the episcopal sperm in 'em |
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The Duchess of Howell
The most eminent Duchess of Howell
examined a turd from her bowel. She said, rather miffed, "I don't think I've sniffed anything so foetid nor foul" |
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oung lady from Neath
There was a young lady from Neath
She circumcised cocks with her teeth Twas not for the treasure Nor sexual pleasure But to get at the cheese underneath |
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Man from Newcastle
There once was a man from Newcastle
who received a brown paper parcel In it was shit, and on it was writ, a present from somebody's arsehole... Last edited by sueryan; October 2nd, 2010 at 07:49 AM.. Reason: typo |
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