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**anklebiter** · December 27th, 2011, 05:42 AM

Before I die, I will be on the giving end.

I've stated here before that my wife is a good sport. Every once in a while, even though it hurts, she'll give it a try.

That has evolved into her getting great pleasure from a finger, a small toy, etc. She's grown from putting up with it, to really wanting it. The problem is, the penetration hurts, and it spoils the moment.

I've been patient
We've tried gallons of lube

No luck. It just hurts. She likes the stimulation, and can't tolerate the pain.

Any suggestions for newbies?

MaxJoker · December 27th, 2011, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by anklebiter

Any suggestions for newbies?

Plenty , but none that wouldn`t then get me banned.

**haroldeye** · December 27th, 2011, 06:32 AM

The problem is one of the lady tensing when she needs to be really relaxed. A half bottle of scotch can help greatly.

Er so a friend of mine says.

**billybunter** · December 27th, 2011, 06:35 AM

The anus was not designed for a penis.

**jagturan** · December 27th, 2011, 07:01 AM

I remember reading an article several years ago how some female porn stars would use a "butt plug" for a period of time to condition their anus for penis insertion prior to a movie shoot. Where do you get a "butt plug"? Try searching online.

MaxJoker · December 27th, 2011, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jagturan

Where do you get a "butt plug"? Try searching online.

I`m actually looking at an advert for them that`s showing on telly right now

How can such a thing be acceptable

Oh no wait , it`s ok it`s just a repeat of prime ministers question time.

**lothian** · December 27th, 2011, 07:35 AM

Anal sex ? what a pain in the arse that was.

**monogroover** · December 27th, 2011, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

The anus was not designed for a penis.

The anus was not designed.

MaxJoker · December 27th, 2011, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monogroover

The anus was not designed.

His was though.

Kinda jealous of the chrome finish as well

**billybunter** · December 27th, 2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monogroover

The anus was not designed.

I thought god designed it using an exhaust pipe for inspiration.

December 27th, 2011, 05:42 AM	#1
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	Anal sex = Mod advisory warning , please do not click on here if you are eating= Before I die, I will be on the giving end. I've stated here before that my wife is a good sport. Every once in a while, even though it hurts, she'll give it a try. That has evolved into her getting great pleasure from a finger, a small toy, etc. She's grown from putting up with it, to really wanting it. The problem is, the penetration hurts, and it spoils the moment. I've been patient We've tried gallons of lube No luck. It just hurts. She likes the stimulation, and can't tolerate the pain. Any suggestions for newbies?

December 27th, 2011, 06:35 AM	#4
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December 27th, 2011, 06:32 AM	#3
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