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August 22nd, 2018, 11:55 AM	#2701
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,852 Times in 60,322 Posts	4939 Have you ever wanted to be on Oprah and cry about you're boyfriend ??? Here's your chance __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 22nd, 2018, 12:56 PM	#2702
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Some might say it was her fault by agreeing to visit my cabin in the woods 4940 ~ Sure scream all you want sugar , ain't nobody gonna hear`yeeee __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 23rd, 2018, 01:02 PM	#2703
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,852 Times in 60,322 Posts	4941 I know you were attracted to me because of my communist beliefs, so how about making that ass of your a communal one and letting my mates, Wally, Tommy, Johnno, Stevie, Bob and their friends and theirs also share it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 23rd, 2018, 01:27 PM	#2704
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4942: Shoving all kinds of fruits and vegetable up your pussy does not qualify you as being a vegetarian, so suck my meaty dick! __________________

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August 23rd, 2018, 08:34 PM	#2705
DoctorWho Time Lord Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tomorrow............................. It's a bit complicated Posts: 3,659 Thanks: 91,219 Thanked 94,848 Times in 3,538 Posts	4943 "I know you always get a bit scared going way off into the woods with me like this.." "But, if you think this is scary.... I have to walk all that way back to the car.." "..... in the dark.." "..... by myself.." - __________________ - - - To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. - - - Please Read, Know and Follow the To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 24th, 2018, 01:20 PM	#2706
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4944: Shagging you is like sticking my dick in the smoke stack of the Queen Mary! __________________

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August 24th, 2018, 05:19 PM	#2707
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	4945 ~ Can I cum on your chin ? , Oh , How about on the second or third one ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 5th, 2018, 05:08 PM	#2708
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	4946 ~ You`re sure this won't make me pregnant ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 5th, 2018, 07:31 PM	#2709
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	4947: That has to be the longest I have managed before coming. Must have been at least two, three......maybe even four seconds.

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September 6th, 2018, 01:16 PM	#2710
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Yet after all that sweet talk she still refused to pay for my taxi , geez women ! 4948 ~ Oooooh I , haaad , the time of my liiiiiife , just not here and never with yoooou __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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