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March 12th, 2017, 10:03 PM	#591
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: Knowingly eaten horse. (Although I did eat the odd bush pig when I was single ) Owned a Barbie doll Been staked to an anthill and covered with honey. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 13th, 2017, 10:19 AM	#592
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March 13th, 2017, 01:21 PM

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That seems to mean you have deliberately set your place on fire.

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Never have I ever:
Been staked to an anthill and covered with honey.

Goodness me, what a humdrum sex life you must have.
Never have I sat out on the patio breathing the humidity and watching lightning crack over cane fields

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Never have I ever worn a beard

Me neither.

I've NEVER liked beards, for some reason.

To me it's the idea of having a huge mass of hair stuck all over your face!

If you were to reach up and touch the hair on your head, and then try to image all that around your MOUTH...

That's why I'd never grow one, not if I can help it.

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If you were to reach up and touch the hair on your head, and then try to image all that around your MOUTH...

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The hair on my head feels nothing like my beard. I don't like "all that" around my mouth either that's why I keep my beard at a number 1.

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