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January 11th, 2017, 08:35 PM | #3271 | |
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I wish I was an unscrupulous Russian hacker so I could rig elections around the world until all Presidents and Prime Ministers were beautiful porn stars. |
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January 11th, 2017, 08:52 PM | #3272 | |
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I wish I knew what to do with all these Russian chocolates I keep getting in the mail. The dog doesn't seem capable of eating any more. |
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January 12th, 2017, 02:21 PM | #3273 |
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Wish granted. You send all the chocolates back to Russia is a big pouch. Because what is in the pouch is not only the left over chocolates, but a compressed 1 megaton H-bomb. When the addrresse opens the box the bomb explodes killing 200,000 people and making a crater 2 miles wide by 500 feet deep. The Russian government blames North Korea. They send 100 ballistic missles over to North Korea and blast that country into dust, but then China gets into a fight with Russia and they destroy each other. This is good at first, but then a giant radioactive cloud descends over the Earth killing eveyone, all the plants, and most of the animals. All that is left are:
Quokkas!! I wish that Milena Velba who has the most gorgeous and flabbiest boobs in the world would fall in love with me at first sight. |
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January 12th, 2017, 05:40 PM | #3274 |
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But Milena has an incredible sexual appetite. At least you can't follow. She divorced and ask you all your pension rate. I wish Tracy Adams invite me and pay the bill at the restaurant. |
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January 12th, 2017, 06:56 PM | #3275 | |
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I wish every banker, stock broker and politician would wake up tomorrow with a conscience. |
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January 12th, 2017, 07:57 PM | #3276 | |
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WW3 breaks out. Well done Bill. I wish to have a foursome with Claire, Hayley and Alex Dunphy. Last edited by Sir Honkers; January 12th, 2017 at 10:19 PM.. Reason: they all jump off...not the |
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January 13th, 2017, 09:20 PM | #3277 | |
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I wish August Ames and Abigail Mac would come to my house to re-enact Three's Company "The Porn Years". |
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January 13th, 2017, 09:41 PM | #3278 | |
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I wish to have a 'sexual' foursome with Claire, Hayley and Alex Dunphy with nothing remotely connected to golf involved. |
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January 15th, 2017, 07:07 PM | #3279 |
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Wish granted, but while Claire is sitting on your face she lets go one of those huge farts that is so potent it burns the rim of your asshole. You get the whole shot right up your nostrils, and immediately die from toxic shock. You spew your own anal contribution all over the floor as Claire screams and scrambles away from your body.
The girls all take off howling, and a while later daddy Dunphy comes into the room, gazes thoughtfully at your dead body, and takes you into the bathroom, and deposits you into the bathtub and washes you off. He then proceeds to spend an intimate hour with your corpse. I wish to spend a week on the beach in the Bahamas with Kyla Cole.
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January 16th, 2017, 10:05 AM | #3280 |
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Wish granted, you and Kyla spend a week on the beach with 27 underprivileged kids aged from 3 months to 3 years. All of which need special care. There is simply no time for anything else at all.
I wish Tracey Adams was on her knees pleading with me to cum on her face and tits.
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