Charming Ditties "N" Chat Up Lines - Page 3

**TCO95** · February 19th, 2010, 01:25 AM

Valentines is over so back to normal :

You make me unhappy
You make me grieve
How can I miss you
If you won't leave?

whiskymick · February 19th, 2010, 07:53 PM

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

MaxJoker · December 4th, 2010, 10:50 PM

Roses are red
Blankets are snuggly
I would ask you out
Except you`re so damn ugly

Rain is wet
Wind goes whoosh
If i say i love you
Can i see your bush

Christmas comes but once a year
These my feelings are only sincere
Fact i`ll soon say i love you
Just need much more beer

MaxJoker · December 6th, 2010, 04:26 PM

I`d wish you seasons greetings
But our relationship has passed
So instead of that sentiment
How about you just kiss my arse !

**electile disfunction** · December 6th, 2010, 05:23 PM

Here is a toast. This ditty isn't something you would put with a gift but it is a public display of affection--so it neither exactly on- nor off-topic.

The original source is unknown.
e.d.

_____

A Toast

Here's to the hole that never heals,
The more you rub it the better it feels,
And all the soap this side of hell
Won't wash away that fishy smell.
Wine, women, song, and vice,
Syphilis, blue balls, crabs, and lice;
We've had them all by Jesus Christ!
Gentlemen ... the queen!

**Mal Hombre** · December 6th, 2010, 05:38 PM

You know that I love You
Whatever may come to pass
So why won't You let Me
F*ck You in the ass ?

MaxJoker · December 6th, 2010, 05:43 PM

The right gift for you was hard to find
Since you`re intelligent , beautiful and kind
As to the reason we broke up i still can`t fathom
Oh wait now i remember
Living with you was one long blue ball failed orgasm
That`s why i wrote those first three lines of fucking sarcasm !

MaxJoker · December 8th, 2010, 10:34 AM

I`d wish you a merry Christmas
But you put me through hell
With my privacy and freedom not at all personal
Fact i`ve had better times in a Saudi jail cell !

MaxJoker · January 25th, 2011, 04:09 PM

Roses are white
Blood is bright red
Sorry i shot you
Just wanted you dead

MaxJoker · June 25th, 2011, 11:59 PM

Babe you are so classy
In fact you remind me of a toff
But that aside
For Gods sake please fuck off

February 19th, 2010, 01:25 AM	#21
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Valentines is over so back to normal : You make me unhappy You make me grieve How can I miss you If you won't leave? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 19th, 2010, 07:53 PM	#22
whiskymick Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 175 Thanks: 1,601 Thanked 1,402 Times in 161 Posts	Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking. __________________ No matter how attractive you find a women you see in the street, on T.V, or on the Internet, There is still someone, somewhere, putting up with her shit.

December 4th, 2010, 10:50 PM	#23
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Roses are red Blankets are snuggly I would ask you out Except you`re so damn ugly Rain is wet Wind goes whoosh If i say i love you Can i see your bush Christmas comes but once a year These my feelings are only sincere Fact i`ll soon say i love you Just need much more beer __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2010, 04:26 PM	#24
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`d wish you seasons greetings But our relationship has passed So instead of that sentiment How about you just kiss my arse ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2010, 05:23 PM	#25
electile disfunction Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere flat, that's either hot, cold, or windy ... Canada? Posts: 1,966 Thanks: 42,100 Thanked 21,352 Times in 1,903 Posts	A toast Here is a toast. This ditty isn't something you would put with a gift but it is a public display of affection--so it neither exactly on- nor off-topic. The original source is unknown. e.d. _____ A Toast Here's to the hole that never heals, The more you rub it the better it feels, And all the soap this side of hell Won't wash away that fishy smell. Wine, women, song, and vice, Syphilis, blue balls, crabs, and lice; We've had them all by Jesus Christ! Gentlemen ... the queen!

December 6th, 2010, 05:38 PM	#26
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,656 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	You know that I love You Whatever may come to pass So why won't You let Me Fck You in the ass ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2010, 05:43 PM	#27
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	The right gift for you was hard to find Since you`re intelligent , beautiful and kind As to the reason we broke up i still can`t fathom Oh wait now i remember Living with you was one long blue ball failed orgasm That`s why i wrote those first three lines of fucking sarcasm ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 8th, 2010, 10:34 AM	#28
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`d wish you a merry Christmas But you put me through hell With my privacy and freedom not at all personal Fact i`ve had better times in a Saudi jail cell ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 25th, 2011, 04:09 PM	#29
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Roses are white Blood is bright red Sorry i shot you Just wanted you dead __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2011, 11:59 PM	#30
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Babe you are so classy In fact you remind me of a toff But that aside For Gods sake please fuck off __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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