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Old March 1st, 2013, 01:32 PM   #11
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Do you eat dirt on a regular basis?

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Old March 1st, 2013, 02:00 PM   #12
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How Dumb Are You?

Wow. Could you be any more pig ignorant?

You probably notice it in everyday conversations. You'll state an opinion and your friends will look at you with an unhealthy mix of disbelief and revulsion - this is the curse of the painfully ignorant. The fact is, everything you say is worthless. We advise you find yourself a hut on a mountainside somewhere and live in hermit-like squalor for the rest of your life.

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I'll take 73% smart.
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:07 PM   #14
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:40 PM   #15
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Kinda average......

You mean I've been deluding myself for years

.....I did lie about my age though

..............Cat is to dog as snake is to ????????

Someone tell me the right answer or I won't be able to sleep tonight
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:49 PM   #16
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I put "Grass" but that may not have been right...
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:52 PM   #17
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..............Cat is to dog as snake is to ????????

Someone tell me the right answer or I won't be able to sleep tonight
Alligator.

Cat and dog ... mammals
Snake and alligator ... reptiles
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Old March 1st, 2013, 05:01 PM   #19
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Alligator.

Cat and dog ... mammals
Snake and alligator ... reptiles

That's what I put......but 'snakes n grass' also makes sense......

......honestly, I may have to take a pill over this one
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That's what I put......but 'snakes n grass' also makes sense......

......honestly, I may have to take a pill over this one
You are told to take a pill every hour. You have 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
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