Post your corny jokes - Page 1394

**machman** · October 9th, 2018, 10:14 PM

Russian dolls are so full of themselves

**machman** · October 9th, 2018, 10:20 PM

Walking home from Church, well dressed and in a nice suberbian area, I noticed I was being followed by a policeman.
He followed me for 3 hours, finally stopping me. "Youre under arrest" he say's.

Shocked, I asked "but I hav'nt done anything, what is the charge?"
"Wasting police time"

**mrfixit** · October 10th, 2018, 02:35 AM

MaxJoker · October 10th, 2018, 08:26 AM

Remember when cosmetic surgery was a taboo subject ,

Now if you mention Botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

**Mal Hombre** · October 10th, 2018, 08:47 AM

My wife had Plastic Surgery,I don't know who she is anymore..

MaxJoker · October 10th, 2018, 11:43 AM

Not saying we were poor but many a time my Mother would send me nextdoor with a button ,

To ask our neighbour if she would sew a shirt on it.

**trailmaster** · October 11th, 2018, 01:13 PM

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy.

Roses make me laugh,
Violets make me titter,
You're a dirty bitch,
And you love it up the shitter.

Roses are red,
It's elementary,
Let's ring up a friend,
And try double-entry.

Roses are red,
But I like carnations,
You're so crap in bed,
That I fc..ed your alsatians.

MaxJoker · October 11th, 2018, 01:30 PM

If talking about my bulimia makes you uncomfortable then I’m sorry ,

I brought it up.

**mrfixit** · October 11th, 2018, 03:42 PM

MaxJoker · October 11th, 2018, 04:25 PM

A big shout out ,

To the partially deaf.

October 10th, 2018, 02:35 AM	#13933
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October 10th, 2018, 08:26 AM	#13934
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October 10th, 2018, 08:47 AM	#13935
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October 10th, 2018, 11:43 AM	#13936
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Not saying we were poor but many a time my Mother would send me nextdoor with a button , To ask our neighbour if she would sew a shirt on it. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 11th, 2018, 01:30 PM	#13938
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	If talking about my bulimia makes you uncomfortable then I’m sorry , I brought it up. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 9th, 2018, 10:14 PM	#13931
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	Russian dolls are so full of themselves

October 9th, 2018, 10:20 PM	#13932
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	Walking home from Church, well dressed and in a nice suberbian area, I noticed I was being followed by a policeman. He followed me for 3 hours, finally stopping me. "Youre under arrest" he say's. Shocked, I asked "but I hav'nt done anything, what is the charge?" "Wasting police time"

October 11th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#13937
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,283 Times in 60,078 Posts	Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky. Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy. Roses make me laugh, Violets make me titter, You're a dirty bitch, And you love it up the shitter. Roses are red, It's elementary, Let's ring up a friend, And try double-entry. Roses are red, But I like carnations, You're so crap in bed, That I fc..ed your alsatians.

October 11th, 2018, 03:42 PM	#13939
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October 11th, 2018, 04:25 PM	#13940
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	A big shout out , To the partially deaf. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.