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September 30th, 2018, 03:37 PM

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I'm sure you mentioned him before.

That was Mal I mentioned. In burning envy over his mighty massive , can been seen from space and ruins the hang of his lederhosen ... Cough ... Anyway enough of all that

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Wasn't his Ferrari found at the bottom of a lake with him in the boot?

No. You`re thinking of my drug dealer Brother`s Mrs

Something he never does anymore after cashing the life insurance gedly

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September 30th, 2018, 05:19 PM	#13892
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September 30th, 2018, 05:48 PM	#13893
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October 1st, 2018, 08:15 AM	#13894
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October 1st, 2018, 08:22 AM	#13895
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October 1st, 2018, 05:00 PM	#13896
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	One way or another I'm going to have to stop , Quoting Blondie lyrics. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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One way or another I'm going to have to stop ,

Quoting Blondie lyrics.

I tried that too,Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass..

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October 2nd, 2018, 02:56 PM	#13900
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