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September 28th, 2018, 01:09 PM | #13881 |
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September 29th, 2018, 12:32 PM | #13882 |
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Spent ages last night trying to make a belt out of fresh herbs ,
What a waste of thyme that turned out to be.
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September 29th, 2018, 03:18 PM | #13883 |
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What to know the results of my DNA test?
Hold on, I'll just go thru my jeans. |
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September 29th, 2018, 03:33 PM | #13884 |
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The noisy neighbour has had twenty eight concussions this year so far ,
Lives just a stones throw away.
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September 29th, 2018, 08:52 PM | #13885 |
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Question: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: a fish |
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September 29th, 2018, 08:54 PM | #13886 |
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Crazy that in 2018 auto-flush toilets still can't distinguish between someone who's peeing and someone crouching down to get a sip of water.
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September 30th, 2018, 05:18 AM | #13887 |
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A protest at a quantum physics University:-
Protest leader : “What do we want?” Professors : “More funding” Protest leader: “When do we want it?” Professors : “Now!” “What do we want” “A particle accelerator” “When do we want it?” “Now!” “What do we want?” “A time machine” “When do we want it?” “Well that wouldn’t really matter would it” |
September 30th, 2018, 12:11 PM | #13888 |
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The hard economic times have hit everywhere. Everywhere. Cerberus has been let go from his job guarding the gates of Hades, replaced by a sign that reads: Do Not Reverse. Severe Tire Damage.
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September 30th, 2018, 02:13 PM | #13889 |
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My brother is the classic example of what can happen to those who get involved in drugs ,
As bought his own house for cash before age of twenty and drives a Ferrari.
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September 30th, 2018, 03:19 PM | #13890 |
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I'm sure you mentioned him before. Wasn't his Ferrari found at the bottom of a lake with him in the boot?
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