A Baker's Dozen - Page 261

**HugoHackenbush** · March 20th, 2017, 12:47 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5.

**howerd** · March 20th, 2017, 01:50 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.

**wimbo77** · March 20th, 2017, 03:12 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7.

**howerd** · March 20th, 2017, 04:38 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.

**Mal Hombre** · March 20th, 2017, 05:09 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9.

**howerd** · March 20th, 2017, 06:37 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.

**Wendigo** · March 20th, 2017, 06:39 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break

11.

**rotobott** · March 20th, 2017, 07:09 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12.

**Mal Hombre** · March 20th, 2017, 07:13 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Camping with a friend is too intense..
13.

**howerd** · March 20th, 2017, 07:29 PM

Puns

1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Camping with a friend is too intense..
13. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

New topic: Bad ideas

1. A chocolate teapot

March 20th, 2017, 12:47 PM	#2601
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,675 Times in 14,187 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

March 20th, 2017, 03:12 PM	#2603
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. __________________

March 20th, 2017, 05:09 PM	#2605
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,871 Times in 57,575 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2017, 06:39 PM	#2607
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,801 Thanks: 259,910 Thanked 1,139,498 Times in 113,922 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p. 10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break 11. __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

March 20th, 2017, 07:13 PM	#2609
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,871 Times in 57,575 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p. 10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Camping with a friend is too intense.. 13. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 20th, 2017, 01:50 PM	#2602
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.

March 20th, 2017, 04:38 PM	#2604
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.

March 20th, 2017, 06:37 PM	#2606
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.

March 20th, 2017, 07:09 PM	#2608
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,800 Thanked 634,713 Times in 31,432 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p. 10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12.

March 20th, 2017, 07:29 PM	#2610
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	Puns 1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible" 2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)! 3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. 4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed. 5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun. 6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. 7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs. 8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet.. 9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p. 10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Camping with a friend is too intense.. 13. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind New topic: Bad ideas 1. A chocolate teapot