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March 8th, 2017, 12:41 PM	#561
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Because never have I ever thought that people were interested in the minutiae of my life.

Well look at all the Thanks I get for revealing all the things I have never done. People want to know these things.

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Never have I ever been to Chicago, Illinois. The closest I have got is Ann Arbor, Michigan.

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Well look at all the Thanks I get for revealing all the things I have never done. People want to know these things.

Indeed...the minutiae of your life is endless fascinating

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