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Old November 3rd, 2016, 11:58 AM   #131
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Never have I ever seen a real live Norway Rat( these big suckers live in the sewers).

Never have I ever eaten a yellow carrot

Never have I ever eaten alligator meat

Never have I ever eaten kangaroo meat

Never have I ever eaten squid
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Old November 3rd, 2016, 12:25 PM   #132
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Lost a boomerang ,

Been married at sea ,

Used the sink when desperate for a wee ,
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Old November 3rd, 2016, 03:03 PM   #133
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Left the lid up

Failed to wash

passed it off as lemon squash.
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Old November 3rd, 2016, 09:31 PM   #134
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Never have I ever had a haircut without first washing my hair

Never have I ever played poker for money

Never have I ever been to a gambling casino

Never have I ever eaten rare steak

Never have I ever exploded an M80
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Old November 4th, 2016, 10:36 AM   #135
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Never have I ever had a haircut without first washing my hair
Yeah, what about washing your hair after cutting?

Never have I ever tasted frog
Never have I ever tasted snail
Never have I ever had pink/purple clothes
Never have I ever learned to ski
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Old November 4th, 2016, 10:59 AM   #136
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Never have I ever been to a gambling casino
Umm, Never have I ever not had fun in a casino
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Old November 4th, 2016, 11:27 AM   #137
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Never have I ever dated a blonde

Never have I ever eaten frog legs

Never have I ever seen a plane crash

Never have I ever gone deep sea diving
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Never have i ever eaten in The Fat Duck restaurant owned by Heston Blumenthal.
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Never have i ever eaten in The Fat Duck restaurant owned by Heston Blumenthal.
Never have I had raging food poisoning from eating at an over priced,pretentious celebrity restaurant..
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Never have i ever eaten in The Fat Duck restaurant owned by Heston Blumenthal.
I know people who have and they all, amusingly, say the same thing.

"It was interesting...(perfect comic timing pause)...but I wouldn't go again"

Never have I ever eaten in a "fast food" restaurant or patronised a Starbucks. Too many good pubs in London to need to resort to those!
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