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December 2nd, 2016, 05:04 PM	#1
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	Musical Food Puns sorry no, *really sorry* Mishearing a song on the radio just now, & probably hungry ... let's see if this has legs? Cheese A Waterfall - The Stone Roses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2E6UP7_4Xs __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 05:14 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,706 Times in 57,565 Posts	Whey On Down Elvis Presley __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 05:47 PM	#3
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	Pizza The Action - Bucks Fizz Mmmm, Pizza Jay Aston __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 05:52 PM	#4
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Tikka to Ride with Tears on my Pilau please waiter.

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December 2nd, 2016, 06:03 PM	#5
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	All creds to Google images, They have pics for EVERYTHING Tikka Wok On The Wild Side - Lou(ise) Reed I thought i was barking up a gum tree (to mix my metaphors) but sure 'nuff there's a pic for Walking Tikka __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 06:07 PM	#6
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,706 Times in 57,565 Posts	Personal Cheeses Johnny Cash __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 06:30 PM	#7
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	Woking on the Moon - The Police __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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December 2nd, 2016, 06:31 PM	#8
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	Fish & Chips - Dannii (aka this is it) __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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December 2nd, 2016, 06:41 PM	#9
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	For my next dish I'll have Korma Feel the Noize (Slade) , a Poppadom Preach (Madonna) and, as a side dish, Say Aloo Wave Gobi (Soft Cell) Oh yes! There is no doubt I Love Me Tandoor...

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December 2nd, 2016, 07:37 PM	#10
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,706 Times in 57,565 Posts	Baby,Now That I've Fondue Foundations __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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