A Baker's Dozen - Page 1730

**footstep** · October 18th, 2018, 05:57 PM

Best way to get a punch in your face

1. Hey Man, you look a lot like a frog
2. Hey Man, Your Sister bangs like a shithouse door..But Your Mom is better...
3. Hey Man, if my ass looked like your face, I'd feel ashamed to take a dump...
4. Hey man, wanna see my cock ???
5. Hey man, do you do anal
6. Hey Man, if you don't want to see my cock, we'll do anal then ya can't see it
7. In my neighborhood say a racial remark to a black man(punch first then maybe I would get stabbed or shot)!
8. Hey Man, you're a right stupid cunt, aren't you?
9. Hey Man, how much did you pay for your wife while you were a regular ?
10. Hey Man, I'll give you a hundred pound for punching me in the face!
11. go apple bobbing at a drunk's halloween party..... wot no Hey Man

12. Allahu Akbar
13. Hey, man , never thought having a haircut?

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?

the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2.

**Silicone Carne** · October 18th, 2018, 06:08 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?

the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3.

**pierrelm** · October 18th, 2018, 07:00 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4.

**rotobott** · October 18th, 2018, 07:11 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up

5.

chromax · October 18th, 2018, 07:26 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6.

**Mal Hombre** · October 18th, 2018, 07:29 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out..
7.

**Decadence** · October 18th, 2018, 08:07 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out..
7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers.
8.

**Wendigo** · October 18th, 2018, 09:05 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out..
7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers.
8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards.
9.

**Bubba Hotep** · October 18th, 2018, 09:06 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out..
7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers.
8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards.
9. Call my parents and tell them I will finally be paying them back the money they've loaned me over the past 40 years. Like I always said I would.

10.

**trailmaster** · October 18th, 2018, 09:27 PM

What would you do if you were winning the lottery?
the first thing....

1. Buy a magnum of Champagne.
2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand.
3. write my resignation letter from work...
4. Wake up
5. Buy VEF and ban myself
6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out..
7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers.
8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards.
9. Call my parents and tell them I will finally be paying them back the money they've loaned me over the past 40 years. Like I always said I would.
10. Call the airport and buy tickets to see Australia and track down Estreeter!

11.

October 18th, 2018, 06:08 PM	#17292
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October 18th, 2018, 07:29 PM	#17296
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October 18th, 2018, 08:07 PM	#17297
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October 18th, 2018, 09:05 PM	#17298
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,881 Thanks: 259,978 Thanked 1,140,426 Times in 114,001 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4. Wake up 5. Buy VEF and ban myself 6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out.. 7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers. 8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards. 9. __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

October 18th, 2018, 05:57 PM	#17291
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,801 Times in 7,170 Posts	Best way to get a punch in your face 1. Hey Man, you look a lot like a frog 2. Hey Man, Your Sister bangs like a shithouse door..But Your Mom is better... 3. Hey Man, if my ass looked like your face, I'd feel ashamed to take a dump... 4. Hey man, wanna see my cock ??? 5. Hey man, do you do anal 6. Hey Man, if you don't want to see my cock, we'll do anal then ya can't see it 7. In my neighborhood say a racial remark to a black man(punch first then maybe I would get stabbed or shot)! 8. Hey Man, you're a right stupid cunt, aren't you? 9. Hey Man, how much did you pay for your wife while you were a regular ? 10. Hey Man, I'll give you a hundred pound for punching me in the face! 11. go apple bobbing at a drunk's halloween party..... wot no Hey Man 12. Allahu Akbar 13. Hey, man , never thought having a haircut? What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2.

October 18th, 2018, 07:00 PM	#17293
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,925 Times in 5,422 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4.

October 18th, 2018, 07:11 PM	#17294
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 174,859 Thanked 635,074 Times in 31,453 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4. Wake up 5.

October 18th, 2018, 07:26 PM	#17295
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4. Wake up 5. Buy VEF and ban myself 6.

October 18th, 2018, 09:06 PM	#17299
Bubba Hotep Former Staff Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,266 Thanks: 21,283 Thanked 51,382 Times in 1,537 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4. Wake up 5. Buy VEF and ban myself 6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out.. 7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers. 8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards. 9. Call my parents and tell them I will finally be paying them back the money they've loaned me over the past 40 years. Like I always said I would. 10.

October 18th, 2018, 09:27 PM	#17300
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,932 Thanks: 1,329,430 Thanked 707,565 Times in 60,104 Posts	What would you do if you were winning the lottery? the first thing.... 1. Buy a magnum of Champagne. 2. Buying a plane ticket to Thailand. 3. write my resignation letter from work... 4. Wake up 5. Buy VEF and ban myself 6. Make good My escape before My wife finds out.. 7. Make damn sure nobody transposed the winning numbers. 8. have a lie in as work are obsessed about times, I would hand in my notice when I decide to go in about 3 or 4 hours afterwards. 9. Call my parents and tell them I will finally be paying them back the money they've loaned me over the past 40 years. Like I always said I would. 10. Call the airport and buy tickets to see Australia and track down Estreeter! 11.