Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 158

MaxJoker · January 18th, 2019, 01:17 PM

**seldomseen** · January 18th, 2019, 04:19 PM

Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?

A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.

MaxJoker · January 20th, 2019, 04:03 PM

MaxJoker · January 26th, 2019, 04:28 PM

The thing about me is I just don't see skin colour ,

As thankfully everyone in my neighbour is white.

**Jonno71** · January 27th, 2019, 01:34 AM

"Wanking" apparently is not the answer to give when your wife asks "so what have you been doing today?"

**Mister Fide** · January 27th, 2019, 08:54 AM

Experts have finally discovered the real reason Adolf Hitler committed suicide - he had just received a gas bill.

**Jonno71** · January 27th, 2019, 01:50 PM

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are lost in an air balloon over the UK. The Englishman comes up with the idea of putting their arms over the side of the basket, waving it about and then smelling the arm. The Irishman goes first. He reaches out, waves it around and then sniffs his arm.

"We're over Dublin, I can smell da Guiness."

Fifteen minutes pass and the Scotsman steps to the baskt side and waves his arm around.

"Hmmm, we're over Edinburgh. I can smell the haggis."

Thirty minutes later the Englishman steps forwards, waves his arm around and sniffs it.

"We're over Liverpool. Some bastards nicked my watch."

**seldomseen** · January 27th, 2019, 01:54 PM

What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

**risen** · January 28th, 2019, 11:01 PM

What's the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you rape her.

**risen** · January 29th, 2019, 03:01 AM

What’s the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can’t gargle with sand.

January 18th, 2019, 01:17 PM	#1571
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January 18th, 2019, 04:19 PM	#1572
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,984 Times in 38,112 Posts	Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more? A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

January 20th, 2019, 04:03 PM	#1573
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 26th, 2019, 04:28 PM	#1574
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	The thing about me is I just don't see skin colour , As thankfully everyone in my neighbour is white. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 27th, 2019, 01:54 PM	#1578
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,984 Times in 38,112 Posts	What do priests and McDonald’s have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

January 27th, 2019, 01:34 AM	#1575
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,959 Times in 1,503 Posts	"Wanking" apparently is not the answer to give when your wife asks "so what have you been doing today?"

January 27th, 2019, 08:54 AM	#1576
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Experts have finally discovered the real reason Adolf Hitler committed suicide - he had just received a gas bill.

January 27th, 2019, 01:50 PM	#1577
Jonno71 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Right here... Right now. Posts: 1,497 Thanks: 8,831 Thanked 75,959 Times in 1,503 Posts	An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are lost in an air balloon over the UK. The Englishman comes up with the idea of putting their arms over the side of the basket, waving it about and then smelling the arm. The Irishman goes first. He reaches out, waves it around and then sniffs his arm. "We're over Dublin, I can smell da Guiness." Fifteen minutes pass and the Scotsman steps to the baskt side and waves his arm around. "Hmmm, we're over Edinburgh. I can smell the haggis." Thirty minutes later the Englishman steps forwards, waves his arm around and sniffs it. "We're over Liverpool. Some bastards nicked my watch."

January 28th, 2019, 11:01 PM	#1579
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	What's the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you rape her.

January 29th, 2019, 03:01 AM	#1580
risen Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Stuck in the middle Posts: 1,100 Thanks: 68,798 Thanked 15,539 Times in 1,092 Posts	What’s the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can’t gargle with sand.

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