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December 11th, 2013, 05:23 AM | #1 |
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Question for old man ??
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December 11th, 2013, 08:16 AM | #2 |
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The best thing to do is make a lot of money when you are young, and keep making a lot of money so that you can buy a "trophy wife".
There is no reason your sex drive should diminish as you get older, and a young wife will help you keep your interest better than one that is going through menopause.
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December 11th, 2013, 09:22 AM | #4 |
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Well I'm a venerable sixty one and when the urge hits me, I have a cup of Bovril and a nice lie down.
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Nope they're all lying to you , It all stops on your 50th Birthday ;(
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December 11th, 2013, 09:29 AM | #6 |
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oh my goodness that's freaky
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December 11th, 2013, 11:54 AM | #7 |
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You don't need to worry about that, on your 50th birthday all humans are taken away, killed and processed into food for starving third-world nations.
"IT'S PEOPLE!!!!!" Just kidding. Seriously though, 50 is NOT old. The thing is, men get in trouble when they reach 50, because they still make a full-time habit of trying to pick up college aged, 18-22 year old girls. Unless you are a movie star, lawyer, or Wall Street CEO, this generally ends in despair and frustration. You have to adjust to your situation and understand where you fit. Having said that, it doesn't mean you can't pay for the occasional youngest body. BUT, I am finding at the age of 42, that I'm much more at peace with myself and much more at ease if I just take my sexuality and who I am at the time I'm that age, if that makes sense. Just last year, I was feeling pretty down about myself, pretty social phobic and really not feeling good about my age. Then suddenly I met this random person on an internet forum about suicide, of all things!, and this anonymous username turned out to be a 31 year old woman from Canada. We hit it off so well in our online messages that we actually exchanged pictures and actually met up for a night at a hotel. I still have to pinch myself. She had the body of a model, my mouth dropped when I saw how amazing she looked in person, and she was so damn down to earth I thought I was dreaming. We both had lives and commitments, so there was no way we could have ever dated or stayed together in any way. But she thought enough of my looks and my personality that she wanted to get with me for a night. It was one of the greatest nights of my life! I'll never forget her. She gave me a memory that nobody can take away from me. I actually had my hands on that cute, little body, she was mine for a night. I have to tell you that for 42 years old, the fact that I could still turn on a 31 year old woman eleven years younger and with a blazing body just by the way I MESSAGED to her online to the point where she would actually drive for hours and meet me and have sex with me - then ANYTHING is possible! To make a long story short! - What I'm trying to say is, don't obsess about "how you're going to get sex at your age". Focus more on being selective about your social opportunities, and whatever you do, USE your SENSE OF HUMOR! Be REAL when talking to women. And TALK. What I mean is, don't just try to go around "hitting on girls" or messaging women online telling them you want to f**k them. It took almost two months of talking to the 31 year old before we met up. We built up the chemistry, and she saw my personality and sense of humor and saw that it was genuine. I'll leave you with this bit of info and then I'll shut up - The 31 year old said that she had decided she was going to sleep with me because I made her laugh, and she loved that I gave her real answers to topics we talked about. She said she had decided to sleep with me based on that ALONE, before she even knew what I looked like!!! Sometimes, it is true about personality and humor! Woman truly do love that and want it. It can even make fantasy nights come true! B
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December 11th, 2013, 12:43 PM | #8 |
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When your young you have to have sex to keep your hormones under control. Once your 50 plus you have to have sex just to keep your bloody prostate from growing too big.. thank goodness i have an understanding missus
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December 11th, 2013, 01:26 PM | #9 |
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Not for me. When I was 51 I met a woman online, we talked for about 6 weeks, then we met in person. She was ridiculously hot, pretty, and sweet. She was 38, looked 28, and it was the best sex I'd ever had, and I had no need of viagra or anything else. Sadly for me, it did not work out, but it was a great year we were together. I am now 63, just going solo now, still no chemicals, and so far one good blast a day keeps me going.
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if, by age 35, you have not learned that none of them were ever worth the trouble/grief/misery/pain stress/disease/etc that they will inflict on your life, you never will...
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