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These 3 women were talking about their teenage daughters. The first Mother says: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter”s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!" "It gets worse than that," says the second. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and I found a bottle of whiskey under her bed. I didn’t even know that she drank alcohol!" "Oh, it gets even worse than that,” says the third Mum. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and you”ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet, a packet of condoms! I didn’t even know that she had a dick"
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A Tiger in bedroom A Mink in her closet Aa Jaguar in her garage A Jackass to pay for it all.
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Found my girlfriend hanging in the bathroom this morning ,
Had pinned a note to her dress which read "Just can't take the critism anymore", Quickly cut her down and managed to revive her , As she lay in my arms and slowly opened her eyes I said, "That's not how you spell criticism ".
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A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage
"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed each night , why don't you do that anymore ?" She asked ,
"Be fair" He replied "As an eight year old you were much lighter " .
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