Women jokes - Page 60

Estreeter · July 13th, 2018, 12:29 PM

These 3 women were talking about their teenage daughters.

The first Mother says: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter”s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and I found a bottle of whiskey under her bed. I didn’t even know that she drank alcohol!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that,” says the third Mum. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and you”ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet, a packet of condoms! I didn’t even know that she had a dick"

MaxJoker · July 13th, 2018, 01:21 PM

The deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night ,

She nearly took my fucking eye out.

Estreeter · July 18th, 2018, 10:30 AM

Women need 4 animals

A Tiger in bedroom
A Mink in her closet
Aa Jaguar in her garage
A Jackass to pay for it all.

MaxJoker · July 18th, 2018, 11:01 AM

Found my girlfriend hanging in the bathroom this morning ,

Had pinned a note to her dress which read "Just can't take the critism anymore",

Quickly cut her down and managed to revive her ,

As she lay in my arms and slowly opened her eyes I said,

"That's not how you spell criticism ".

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2018, 03:41 PM

"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed each night , why don't you do that anymore ?" She asked ,

"Be fair" He replied "As an eight year old you were much lighter " .

MaxJoker · July 23rd, 2018, 04:15 PM

You can tell a lot about a person by their car ,

For example if it's in a ditch it's a womans.

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2018, 12:15 PM

Never treat a woman like an object ,

It hates that.

MaxJoker · July 26th, 2018, 12:45 PM

Our kids have kept me and the wife together ,

Well she won't take them and I don't want them .

Estreeter · July 27th, 2018, 10:03 AM

MaxJoker · July 28th, 2018, 04:15 PM

I`m not saying Theresa May is ugly ,

Only bet she has to blindfold her vibrator .

July 13th, 2018, 12:29 PM	#591
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,110 Thanks: 449,661 Thanked 896,748 Times in 60,308 Posts	These 3 women were talking about their teenage daughters. The first Mother says: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter”s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn’t even know that she smoked!" "It gets worse than that," says the second. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and I found a bottle of whiskey under her bed. I didn’t even know that she drank alcohol!" "Oh, it gets even worse than that,” says the third Mum. "I was tidying my daughter”s room last week and you”ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet, a packet of condoms! I didn’t even know that she had a dick" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 13th, 2018, 01:21 PM	#592
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	The deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night , She nearly took my fucking eye out. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 18th, 2018, 10:30 AM	#593
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,110 Thanks: 449,661 Thanked 896,748 Times in 60,308 Posts	Women need 4 animals A Tiger in bedroom A Mink in her closet Aa Jaguar in her garage A Jackass to pay for it all. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 18th, 2018, 11:01 AM	#594
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Found my girlfriend hanging in the bathroom this morning , Had pinned a note to her dress which read "Just can't take the critism anymore", Quickly cut her down and managed to revive her , As she lay in my arms and slowly opened her eyes I said, "That's not how you spell criticism ". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 20th, 2018, 03:41 PM	#595
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage "Remember when you used to carry me up to bed each night , why don't you do that anymore ?" She asked , "Be fair" He replied "As an eight year old you were much lighter " . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 23rd, 2018, 04:15 PM	#596
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	You can tell a lot about a person by their car , For example if it's in a ditch it's a womans. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2018, 12:15 PM	#597
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never treat a woman like an object , It hates that. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 26th, 2018, 12:45 PM	#598
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Our kids have kept me and the wife together , Well she won't take them and I don't want them . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 27th, 2018, 10:03 AM	#599
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,110 Thanks: 449,661 Thanked 896,748 Times in 60,308 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 28th, 2018, 04:15 PM	#600
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`m not saying Theresa May is ugly , Only bet she has to blindfold her vibrator . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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