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**bp666** · August 1st, 2018, 07:45 PM

I thought I would find it really difficult when the hard drive containing all my porn crashed.

It hasn't been hard at all, actually.

**ball7** · August 1st, 2018, 08:14 PM

I know a immigrant who managed to become a billionaire and he only knew three words in english.

"Stick em, up."

**trailmaster** · August 1st, 2018, 08:40 PM

This one night a girl decides to go to the bar. While there she meets a black guy there and they start hitting it off and decide to leave together, but before they get in the car she turns to him and says, "Is it true what they say about black guys?" He says, "Yeah," Then she says, "Prove it!" He says "OK" Then he stabs her and runs off with her purse.

**effCup** · August 1st, 2018, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Bluntly? That's a spelling mis-steak.

**Silklover** · August 2nd, 2018, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I know a immigrant

Good for you to know too that in the context it should be an immigrant not a. Now did you get that?

Oh, Love of grammar, why must thy name be grammar!

MaxJoker · August 2nd, 2018, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Bluntly? That's a spelling mis-steak.

I`d stake my reputation (Cough) on it being deliberate

If you see my point

Although if you can maybe I need longer shorts

**trailmaster** · August 2nd, 2018, 01:00 PM

I don't mind black people, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day
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Did you hear about the three car pileup at the thrift store? 50 Mexicans died.
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
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I'm still pissed off about that. I mean, Gary Glitter rides a couple of six year old girls, and he gets three years. Poor old Christopher Reeve rode a horse and they gave him the fc...ing chair!!

**Mister Fide** · August 2nd, 2018, 01:03 PM

Visited the dentist yesterday & read the awful news about the Titanic sinking.

**Silklover** · August 2nd, 2018, 01:06 PM

In North America the blacks are treated ill, they carve them out and turn them in to diving suits.

MaxJoker · August 2nd, 2018, 03:06 PM

You should always fight fire with fire was my dads advice ,

Also the reason he got sacked from the fire service.

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August 1st, 2018, 07:45 PM	#13601
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,544 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	I thought I would find it really difficult when the hard drive containing all my porn crashed. It hasn't been hard at all, actually.

August 1st, 2018, 08:14 PM	#13602
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I know a immigrant who managed to become a billionaire and he only knew three words in english. "Stick em, up."

August 1st, 2018, 08:40 PM	#13603
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,241 Times in 60,072 Posts	This one night a girl decides to go to the bar. While there she meets a black guy there and they start hitting it off and decide to leave together, but before they get in the car she turns to him and says, "Is it true what they say about black guys?" He says, "Yeah," Then she says, "Prove it!" He says "OK" Then he stabs her and runs off with her purse.

August 2nd, 2018, 01:00 PM	#13607
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,241 Times in 60,072 Posts	I don't mind black people, but I couldn't eat a whole one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day --------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you starve a Mexican? Hide the food stamps under the soap. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's a Jewish dilema? Free pork. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the three car pileup at the thrift store? 50 Mexicans died. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm still pissed off about that. I mean, Gary Glitter rides a couple of six year old girls, and he gets three years. Poor old Christopher Reeve rode a horse and they gave him the fc...ing chair!!

August 2nd, 2018, 01:06 PM	#13609
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	In North America the blacks are treated ill, they carve them out and turn them in to diving suits.