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621. A man can take repeated punches to the eye, nose, and mouth. They will not swell up.
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623) The universal translator that aliens and humans have doesn't just translate the words, but also makes the mouths move like they're speaking the language the viewer is hearing. Whereas, in reality, it would look like a very badly dubbed kung fu film when they speak.
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624, How can it be that the Devil, a being capable of murder, torture, pain and suffering is easily defeated by a weedy, pacifist do-gooder who reads a few pages of the Bible at him?.
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625. Security guards, whose job it is to carefully watch CCTV monitors in case anything happens, will always be either reading a book or newspaper, fast asleep, or playing cards when the robbery actually does occur.
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In it Ben Stiller plays a security guard whose job it is to protect the New York Museum of Natural History during the night, at which time all the exhibits come to life has the result of some Egyptian plaque that bears a curse. The thing is he's the only security guard there during the nighttime when the objects come to life. Why would the Museum of Natural History in New York employ just ONE SINGLE SECURITY GUARD to work the nightshift all by himself, ALONE? It's a big building, and if something does happen (like a gang of a 12 armed robbers for example) then even he can't be in all places at all times. |
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The Sportsman Hero who is being beaten Iliterally if a Boxer), is exhausted, has broken some limb or other, is mentally knackered because someone close to him is critically ill, will find deep within himself the will to overcome all the odds and win.
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627) When on a motorway, the baddies learn their car is being followed when they look back once and see 1 car pull into the 'slow' lane from the middle lane, even though both lanes have 5 or 6 cars in.
628) When the baddies are about run the goodies car off the road in an attempt to kill them, they always have to constantly beep their horns and put their headlights on, even in daytime.
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629 . Fat redneck policemen chasing bad guys across county lines in the Deep South , will eventually bump up against a large , fit , and decidedly threatening , black sheriff , in a neighbouring county .
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