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Old July 24th, 2009, 12:30 PM   #121
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"The sub-aqua muff cleaning midget we hired has been down there a long time, hasn't he??!!!"
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Old July 25th, 2009, 10:43 PM   #122
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Are you sure you didn't pinch my ass?

I'm looking for the soap you idiot!

I have got to fart so bad!

You know, I though I felt something soft and squishy there for a moment!
I said "Do you have your rubber ducky with you, not your rubber dickey" you moron!
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When you said would I like to share a tub, I thought you meant Haagen Dazs
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Are you sure you didn't pinch my ass?

I'm looking for the soap you idiot!

I have got to fart so bad!

You know, I though I felt something soft and squishy there for a moment!
Why are there carrotts and potatoes floating around the tub?

Did you pull the plug on the tub? The water is draining out!

How did you get your boobs so shiny!
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Old July 29th, 2009, 06:17 AM   #125
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He's only been down there for 4 minutes - I'll let him up when I'm finished THEN you can have him!
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Old July 31st, 2009, 01:56 PM   #126
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It was me.
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Old July 31st, 2009, 11:12 PM   #127
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Didn't I say "Don't order the large burrito platter "?.
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They say we're playing in "The Abyss 2", but where damn is James Cameron ??
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Old October 12th, 2009, 06:57 AM   #129
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Big Grin needs a caption

People, before you ask - no, I don't have any more of her She's in a folder called 'one-off amas' , basically pics of ama ladies I'd love to find more of but as yet, never have

Still, it's a great shot



You're absolutely sure there's no skid marks, Darling?

Please, people, do what you do best in this part of the forum. Add your captions.

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