What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 80

**Sir Honkers** · May 9th, 2018, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CARLTON BROWN

728. Cars driven off hillsides or over cliff tops will usually explode in mid-air

729: And after the hero concludes that no one could have survived that and drives off, the villain will emerge from the wreck, hideously disfigured and scuttle off to see a mad plastic surgeon who conveniently practises in a nearby abandoned factory.

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 9th, 2018, 11:01 PM

730. Heroes can be shot, knifed, beaten senseless by a rabid pack of stormtroopers, thrown off a rooftop, spend a long time underwater, shelter behind some rocks from a nearby nuclear detonation and be exposed to the hard vacuum of space minus their helmet. Soon afterwards, they will make a full recovery, apart from a few cuts and bruises that quickly heal.

**old alal** · May 10th, 2018, 06:07 AM

731. Cars will have high revving engines when only travelling at around 15 miles an hour.

732. Cars will screech and squeel their tyres even when on dirt roads, or grass.

**ManofKent** · May 10th, 2018, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

727.

All cars blow up as if completely covered in Petrol, rather than just them having one tank of it usually at the back.

733=That also includes Milk Trucks as well, apparently...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2w97JHBfEM

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 10th, 2018, 09:44 PM

734. Cars in high-speed chases can often have tyre squeal in torrential rain or deep snow!

**Sir Honkers** · May 10th, 2018, 09:52 PM

735: Cantankerous old coots who yell at the kids nextdoor, secretly have hearts of gold and by the end of the movie will end up becoming their surrogate grandpa.

736: The parents of said children will honour his last wish for a small funeral because he has no friends and the church will be packed to the rafters with mourners.

**palo5** · May 10th, 2018, 10:10 PM

737. WW2 was won by the Americans. There were some minor helpers, but only the Americans did real fighting

738. WW2 was won by the British, because they "stood alone" and weren't invaded. Only they knew what was really happening

739. Italians were terrified in WW2, and surrendered as soon as they saw a British soldier

740. French soldiers were terrified as soon as they saw a German

**palo5** · May 10th, 2018, 10:30 PM

741. The Eastern Front was just something over there. A little violent now and then, but just squabbles, basically. Nazis & Commies were all the same. When it came to real fighting, you needed Americans

**steamjon** · May 10th, 2018, 11:26 PM

742. Any jungle fighting in Burma was done by American soldiers, not British soldiers.

In the case of Objective Burma! get an Australian to play an American.

**ManofKent** · May 11th, 2018, 11:37 AM

743-Sean Connery has always had problems hiding his Scottish accent, even when playing characters from other countries (The Untouchables, Robin and Marian, etc)

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May 9th, 2018, 11:01 PM	#792
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	730. Heroes can be shot, knifed, beaten senseless by a rabid pack of stormtroopers, thrown off a rooftop, spend a long time underwater, shelter behind some rocks from a nearby nuclear detonation and be exposed to the hard vacuum of space minus their helmet. Soon afterwards, they will make a full recovery, apart from a few cuts and bruises that quickly heal.

May 10th, 2018, 09:44 PM	#795
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,615 Times in 3,211 Posts	734. Cars in high-speed chases can often have tyre squeal in torrential rain or deep snow!

May 10th, 2018, 09:52 PM	#796
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,130 Times in 30,296 Posts	735: Cantankerous old coots who yell at the kids nextdoor, secretly have hearts of gold and by the end of the movie will end up becoming their surrogate grandpa. 736: The parents of said children will honour his last wish for a small funeral because he has no friends and the church will be packed to the rafters with mourners.

May 10th, 2018, 10:10 PM	#797
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	737. WW2 was won by the Americans. There were some minor helpers, but only the Americans did real fighting 738. WW2 was won by the British, because they "stood alone" and weren't invaded. Only they knew what was really happening 739. Italians were terrified in WW2, and surrendered as soon as they saw a British soldier 740. French soldiers were terrified as soon as they saw a German

May 10th, 2018, 10:30 PM	#798
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	741. The Eastern Front was just something over there. A little violent now and then, but just squabbles, basically. Nazis & Commies were all the same. When it came to real fighting, you needed Americans

May 10th, 2018, 11:26 PM	#799
steamjon Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 6,188 Thanked 22,391 Times in 1,260 Posts	742. Any jungle fighting in Burma was done by American soldiers, not British soldiers. In the case of Objective Burma! get an Australian to play an American.

May 11th, 2018, 11:37 AM	#800
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	743-Sean Connery has always had problems hiding his Scottish accent, even when playing characters from other countries (The Untouchables, Robin and Marian, etc)