May 29th, 2007, 06:25 PM | #1 |
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Ever been caught wanking?
yes...once! by me sister! >
i was a kid at the time, me parents had gone out and me sister was downstars watching telly..or so i thought. i got out me mag collection and got going....a few minutes in i heard giggling outside me room...i notice the door wasnt closed properly...i open it and there was me sister laughing her ass off!! > she said she was going to tell mum & dad unless i bought her a new kids on the block cd!! > even now she doesnt let me forget it |
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May 29th, 2007, 10:06 PM | #2 |
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Re: ever been caught wanking?
Question is, what did you find more embarrassing? The being caught, or the endless shame of having to buy a NKOTB CD? :-[
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June 30th, 2007, 11:31 AM | #3 |
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Re: ever been caught wanking?
Not this week I haven't.
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November 25th, 2008, 10:34 AM | #4 |
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I was caught by my Ma when I was 14. I was enjoying myself so much that I didn't hear her open the door. There was me reaching my vinegar strokes and looking at my mag collection, she just turned around and walked out. Couple of days later my Da fitted a lock to my bedroom door. LOL.
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November 25th, 2008, 07:36 PM | #5 |
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I've never been directly caught, but on one occasion I emerged from the bathroom after having a quick one of the wrist, porn mag suitably disguised in something innocuous, to find my mother standing on the landing. She glared at me and snapped "Have a nice read?!" To which I replied, with as much nonchalance as I could muster, "Yes thank you!" and retreated to my bedroom
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May 14th, 2009, 10:48 AM | #6 |
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I once caught one of my female cousins having a wank.I'd gone to my Aunties' house to visit one night and walked in the back door.As I entered the living room,I saw my cousin face down on the floor,fully clothed,frigging her self as hard as she could and moaning away while watching the tv.There was nothing erotic on the tv,so she must have been providing her own fantasy.When I spoke ,my cousin jumped up flustered and said that my auntie had gone to bingo and wouldn't be back for a few hours,she then hastily made her way up to her bedroom,totally red-faced.We never mentioned what I'd caught her doing even to this day which must be at least 25 years later.On another occasion while staying at the same Aunties' house for a few weeks,I was taking a bath and heard a noise from outside the bathroom door,as I listened I could hear my cousin's breathing and it got louder and louder( I could guess what she was doing) and then suddenly my aunt's voice called her and asked her what she was doing to which my cousin replied nothing.I just laughed to myself,my cousin was about 14/15 at the time while I was 18/19 and I think she must have just discovered her "playstation" as she was my cousin,underage and not very attractive IMO I obviously didn't do anything about it,Thank God.But it still makes me laugh
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No, cant say I have.
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This is my 1st post but, the thread got my attention.
I remember sitting in my car on the Daytona Beach watching the young girls go by. I decided to get totally naked and masturbate right in the car. I saw a couple of girls that really turned me on so, I decided that I could not hold it anymore. The excitement of being nude in my car in a public place jacking off really got me going and after seeing the gilrs, I started to shoot my sperm - I was about 25 at the time and could ejaculate a whole lot of semen. Right in the middle of this great orgasm, a cop car drove slowly by and I'm like - oh geez - wtf do I do so, I acted like I was just looking at the waves rolling in and as I did, wiped up my sperm with a towel that I usually carried for just such a spot. Youza. |
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For anyone who wishes to have an excuse on hand if caught, Mr Billy Connolly has some sage advice:
The whole clip relates to wanking, but about half way through he says what to do if caught in mid wank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCgRb3Gn4Ck |
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My sister and she told my parents. COW.
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