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Old March 7th, 2018, 02:31 PM   #4901
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I took Mrs E, Ma E and Step Ma E out for lunch today

I had an open lamb souvlaki and chips, lots of garlic sauce on the souvlaki also

Didn't really notice what the girls had, don't care either

Anyway, by the time we left the place, Wharf Shed Cafe, all three of them at one point had to "speak" to me about my behaviour
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Old March 7th, 2018, 02:35 PM   #4902
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I took Mrs E, Ma E and Step Ma E out for lunch today

I had an open lamb souvlaki and chips, lots of garlic sauce on the souvlaki also

Didn't really notice what the girls had, don't care either

Anyway, by the time we left the place, Wharf Shed Cafe, all three of them at one point had to "speak" to me about my behaviour
Do you get off when women scold you. Your just a glutton for punishment
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Do you get off when women scold you. Your just a glutton for punishment
Best way to attract their attention
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Old March 7th, 2018, 02:42 PM   #4904
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Best way to attract their attention
If you not getting enough attention from wifey at home, then it's time to get a new wifey!
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If you not getting enough attention from wifey at home, then it's time to get a new wifey!
I think you misunderstood,
You see, had I not misbehaved I'd have had to sit there for 2 1/2 hours listening to female talk of which I have zero interest in , get it now
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I think you misunderstood,
You see, had I not misbehaved I'd have had to sit there for 2 1/2 hours listening to female talk of which I have zero interest in , get it now
Yes m'lord
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If you not getting enough attention from wifey at home, then it's time to get a new wifey!
I thought "wifey" was banned on this site
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My own mind at work

At minimum I'd have thought you'd have awarded me with ......



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