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February 10th, 2013, 06:07 PM	#11
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,919 Times in 5,422 Posts	If we're talking at their peak (and mine!), then the young Sophia Loren and I wouldn't say no to the lovely lady who is my avatar...(after you with Jo Guest btw...c'mon, who wouldn't?) Last edited by pierrelm; February 10th, 2013 at 06:09 PM.. Reason: splling up to the usual standard*

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February 10th, 2013, 07:39 PM	#12
dlnhank Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 421 Thanks: 8,482 Thanked 4,951 Times in 399 Posts	Hard to choose, but Samantha Fox, Jamie Lee Curtis and Jo Guest. You can always dream......

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February 11th, 2013, 12:31 AM	#13
Historian Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 4,029 Thanks: 102,514 Thanked 93,973 Times in 4,024 Posts	Is there anyone who doesn't want to shag Jo Guest....? Add me to the 'Guest List' as well, but apart from Jo, if I'm sticking to pornstars, Paige Turnah has to be on my list Last edited by Historian; July 7th, 2014 at 06:43 PM.. Reason: imagevenue...

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February 11th, 2013, 02:32 AM	#14
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,175 Thanks: 80,322 Thanked 47,306 Times in 1,164 Posts	For me it would have to be these three then or now __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Looking for more of or about her? Due to recent changes I will be limited on my reups lost most of my collection To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by captpike; May 4th, 2016 at 10:42 PM.. Reason: update text and pics

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February 11th, 2013, 03:08 PM	#15
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	What the hell, I'll make it simple. I'd do porn if I could shag every girl that Tom Byron did. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 6th, 2013, 12:50 AM	#16
axdx I Love the 80's Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vice City Posts: 4,488 Thanks: 282,234 Thanked 68,265 Times in 4,224 Posts	I most certainly would love to shag Christina Moore

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April 10th, 2013, 04:30 PM	#17
ben_dover_ Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 36 Thanks: 346 Thanked 158 Times in 27 Posts	.... the young Lina Romay, and Christa Free ....

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April 10th, 2013, 10:32 PM	#18
wgnrgeorg Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 163 Thanks: 8,787 Thanked 822 Times in 125 Posts	The one and only Tasha Hunter.As well as the one and only,Anna Ventura.

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April 10th, 2013, 11:52 PM	#19
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,241 Times in 1,043 Posts	Jeannie Pepper Kylie Ireland (pre tattoo) Janine (pre tattoo) Ginger Lynn Marilyn Chambers Felicia Stephanie Swift Lia 19 Gia LaShay

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April 11th, 2013, 09:56 AM	#20
Wolves Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 78 Thanks: 49,609 Thanked 3,172 Times in 71 Posts	Marilyn Jess Marilyn Jess, pure and simple

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