The - What If Anything Are You Allergic To - Thread

[MaxJoker]

Well Fellow Forum Fella`s (Plus Gladys).

Me I`m allergic to zooming bullets heading my way

Sharper than sharp (It`s possible) restaurant knives thrown by (The now) exes at the general direction of both me balls for ignoring them. While honestly innocently harmlessly being distracted (As they angrily waffled on) due to staring at various waitresses chest-ess-es

Along with females who claim to like everything I do (Even free basing uncooked pizza dough) for the first couple months .
Until it turns out they never liked anything I had and instead simply want me to become a Scientologist (Which I would if any of them ever did ).

Uh huh this be the gist of whatever the stale helmet breath I`m going on about

Oh and if anyone reading this knows what in the ding dang dong Donkey Kong I am going on about.

Please tell me.

Before immediately rightly seeking professional

Annnnnnyway

So what (If anything) are you allergic too/to

Come on hack up the truth
Or see this dreadfully lunatic (Full relation ) thread get rightly condemned to the G.D dead zone quicker than I can say "Woohoo"

[thunderfly]

I'm allergic to paying taxes. Especially when I know that the vast majority of that tax money isn't going to be spent on anything that will directly benefit me or others like me.

[the flu]

People who say,I don´t drink,and when you serve an expensive Amarone wine,or your best single malt,just grabs a glass,holds it up,and you wait for them to say ....Please,oh no,just demands a share of the spoils.

Seriously though,I became allergic to cats when I was 27.I had lots of cats when I was younger,so not the finest hour in my life.
Now I sometimes visit an old friend that lives in the countryside,with a lot of cats,spend a day there,and in the evening,someone else will have to drive me home,cause my eyes´re itchin like hell.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by thunderfly

I'm allergic to paying taxes.

Here's your treatment





I haven't any allergies Though I know I would have a severe reaction in my belly and taste buds if Vegetarian food comes within a 10 foot radius

[philll_77]

I used to tell people I was allergic to Non-allergy plasters...

[bloke57]

Aggressively gay bees - they made me come out in hives.

[sandhunter]

When I was younger several of my married friends and I would get together once a month to go out drinking and causing general mayhem as all young males do , one night I drove a friend home as it was late ,I sat on the couch while he went to get me a beer for the road all of sudden there is a knife at my throat and his wife telling me to leave and never go drinking with my friend again
So I'm allergic to friends wives with knives , seriously I am if I'm drinking and I see a woman with a knife I panic
In the last 30 + years I have only seen that one friend about 5 times and we have never talked about that night so women with knives , beware

[tygrkhat40]

I'm allergic to certain fabric softeners. If I use dryer sheets, I break out into hives and a rash. The last time I had a meal heavy with MSG, an hour after I looked like a junkie in desperate need of a fix. I could never be a junkie as I'm also allergic to opioids.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

So I'm allergic to friends wives with knives , seriously I am

I've no medical or psychiatric training, but that sounds more like a phobia

Max has had training in both, maybe he can help ya

[howerd]

Get your god out of my face! And leave my kids alone you perverts!