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Old February 14th, 2017, 11:01 AM   #3801
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Actually, I remember reading that same question in a science magazine about 20 years ago.

The only thing is I can't remember what the answer was!
It's ok, they didn't see it either.
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Old February 14th, 2017, 11:22 AM   #3802
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Or does a bear really crap in the woods?
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Old February 14th, 2017, 11:31 AM   #3803
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If Kim Jong he say you crap, you berra fugging crap!

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Old February 14th, 2017, 11:59 AM   #3804
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How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
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How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
By taste, touch, or smell.
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How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
He asks his deaf wife
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Old February 14th, 2017, 03:19 PM   #3807
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Some times I'm blind afterward.A hardon is like too much alcohol,it can make things look a lot better than they are.
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How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
Once the guide dog bites his hand off
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A little invention of my own - the laser-guided bidet.


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Old February 14th, 2017, 06:41 PM   #3810
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"Ask A Porn Star," anal sex requires the most prep, according to Dahlia Sky:
"I would probably stop eating at like 5 p.m. the day before and
then the night before I'll do an enema and then another one in the morning.
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