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February 14th, 2017, 11:01 AM | #3801 |
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It's ok, they didn't see it either.
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February 14th, 2017, 11:22 AM | #3802 |
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Or does a bear really crap in the woods?
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February 14th, 2017, 11:31 AM | #3803 |
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February 14th, 2017, 11:59 AM | #3804 |
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How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?
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February 14th, 2017, 01:28 PM | #3805 |
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February 14th, 2017, 02:55 PM | #3806 |
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He asks his deaf wife
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February 14th, 2017, 03:19 PM | #3807 |
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Some times I'm blind afterward.A hardon is like too much alcohol,it can make things look a lot better than they are.
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February 14th, 2017, 03:50 PM | #3808 |
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Once the guide dog bites his hand off
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February 14th, 2017, 05:30 PM | #3809 |
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