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Old May 10th, 2011, 01:53 PM   #31
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Look.....Simon Cowell is full of pens !
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Old May 10th, 2011, 06:07 PM   #32
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So, kids, mummy will teach you to NEVER chew your pens again !
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And there was us thinking Jordan wrote all those books by hand
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Old May 14th, 2011, 09:07 PM   #34
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
Because of this, she was voted "Saleswoman of the Year" for BIC Ballpoint Pens!

If these are refillable pens, guess where the inkwell is located!
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
She said, "Next week, I'll shove an entire bunch of bananas in there!"
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
Pen-etration.
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I don't care what you say next year we ARE buying junior a pencil case.....
my coloring book smells a little fishy
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