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Old January 19th, 2016, 08:24 PM   #21
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Die Herd

Terrorists invade a cattle ranch disguised as cows. Luckily Bruce Willis is on hand to save the day.

Hamburger Hull

Low budget remake of the classic Vietnam film made in Yorkshire with a local cast "Eee tha' don't know how bad them Vietcong are lad......chips n gravy anyone"

The Stink

Robert Redford & Paul Newman don't wash for a month.

Back to the Suture

Marty McFly gets operated on by the mad doc.

The Dead Poof

Dirty Harry accidentally visits a gay bar......and honey just look at that Magnum .44 it's obscene
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Old January 19th, 2016, 08:58 PM   #22
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Moldfinger

everyone knows James Bond is a Fungi


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The Lion, The Bitch & the Wardrobe

Joan Collins in sexed up version of Narnia.....I'd watch it
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Lone With The Wind


Story of a lonely woman who walks the Streets of Atlanta seeking a male to share her flatulent habit but none of the Men, well, Frankly don't give a damn
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Old January 20th, 2016, 08:21 PM   #25
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Honey I shrunk the Lids

Hilarity ensues as the madcap couple try to fit their homemade jam in mismatched jars......filmed in French with subtitles
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Apocalypse Sow, An irate lady pig wreaks havoc...
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Old January 20th, 2016, 08:39 PM   #27
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The Best Little Chorehouse in Texas

Dolly Parton does some cleaning and ironing

Monster in Lav

Just when you thought it was safe to use the littlest room in the house.....Jane Fonda's in there....agghhh!
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Monster Mouse,Inquisitive kids are menaced by an outsized rodent..
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"The Mild Bunch" - Calm ranchers live happy lives in the old west.

"Inside Can" - Biopic of Oscar the Grouch
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Trekathon

Stat Trek

Kirk & the crew become anoraks and out stat each other with dull knowledge

Star Trek: The Wrath of Khat

Spock gets whacked out on the African Weed

Star Trek: The Search for Stock

Financial shenanigans aboard the Enterprise

Star Trek: The Voyage Hole

Kirk disappears up that nicer black hole....Uhuru's anus....lucky beggar

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Star Trek: The Final Front Ear

Spock has an operation to get a 3rd ear on the front of his head

Star Trek: The Undiscovered County

The crew visit Rutland.....and bitch about the price of coffee in the gift shop/cafe @ Rutland Water
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