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Old October 31st, 2015, 05:45 PM   #21
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[COLOR=#48007F !important][COLOR=#48007F !important]Lick Robert Mugabe`s arm pits ?



Or

Susan Boyle`s ball sack ?




Heeeey don't all look at me that way

Least I had the courage to finally ask the question option you've individually all been secretly debating [/COLOR][/COLOR]
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Least I had the courage to finally ask the question option you've individually all been secretly debating
God you make things easy

Both
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Old November 12th, 2015, 02:10 PM   #23
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Of course now and while sober (Hey it could happen )

Realise I should asked ,

Would you rather kiss Susan`s , Boyle ?.



Or suck Robert`s , Mugabe ?.




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Old November 12th, 2015, 02:24 PM   #24
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Of course now and while sober (Hey it could happen )

Realise I should asked ,

Would you rather kiss Susan`s , Boyle ?.



Or suck Robert`s , Mugabe ?.




OK, I'll do both
But only on the condition that you arrange for me to have a naked frolic in Hyde Park with GM, as a sweeter deal, bit of a dream of mine and would consider it a reward
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Ya'll be really really sick IMO. Why pick on Susan Boyle at least she has a good voice???
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Ya'll be really really sick IMO.
[COLOR=#48007F !important]Sick I grant yeee, but not lazy.
As how long would it have taken you to type "In my opinion", ya short cut taking bugger

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Why pick on Susan Boyle at least she has a good voice
Agreed.
In the same way a full septic tank smells fragrant

Annnnnyway
and back onto thread topic

[COLOR=#005600 !important]Would you rather ..

Accept a refreshing drink from Reverend Jim Jones



Or Bill Cosby [/COLOR][/COLOR]




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Old October 23rd, 2016, 03:17 PM   #27
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Kick The Rock in the balls while trapped in a stalled lift



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Sleep with that ghoul without protection let alone a nose peg
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Kick The Rock in the balls while trapped in a stalled lift

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Sleep with that ghoul without protection let alone a nose peg
I would rather :
Give the Rock "The People's" kick in the groin, over and over again.

Would you rather be the richest person in Mongolia.
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The poorest person in Beverly Hills?
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The richest person In Mongolia


Sit through the Big Gay Musical with earplugs but your eyes open ?

Or

Through Annie with your eyes closed and ears open ?
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Would you rather live a year alone on the bottom of the ocean or a year alone on the top of a mountain.

( You can not leave the ocean or the mountain for a year. And nobody can visit you. And you will have enough food for a year. And nothing apart from one book to entertain yourself with )
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