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November 10th, 2018, 08:59 PM	#2741
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,471 Times in 8,946 Posts	4979 I once sucked palo5's cock

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November 11th, 2018, 10:56 AM	#2742
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,272 Thanks: 42,372 Thanked 60,848 Times in 7,489 Posts	Keep still bitch; the laptop keeps sliding off your back.

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November 11th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#2743
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,471 Times in 8,946 Posts	4981 Can I watch while you do anal with Estreeter?

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November 12th, 2018, 03:31 PM	#2744
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,582 Times in 69,067 Posts	4982 ~ Phew thank goodness for your thighs. They've reminded me I needed to pick up more cottage cheese tomorrow __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 12th, 2018, 10:16 PM	#2745
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,471 Times in 8,946 Posts	4983 I am ball7's bitch.

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November 12th, 2018, 11:27 PM	#2746
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,272 Thanks: 42,372 Thanked 60,848 Times in 7,489 Posts	That reminds me; I must change the oil in the car.

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November 26th, 2018, 04:19 PM	#2747
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November 27th, 2018, 01:03 AM	#2748
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,363 Times in 30,320 Posts	uh oh...sorry about that.

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November 27th, 2018, 01:13 AM	#2749
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,272 Thanks: 42,372 Thanked 60,848 Times in 7,489 Posts	sorry; loosegoose said women liked that

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November 27th, 2018, 07:25 AM	#2750
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