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Old October 31st, 2018, 10:24 AM   #3831
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Hey I think I see my toupee in there!




I think I hear my wrist watch ticking in there too!
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Old October 31st, 2018, 10:29 AM   #3832
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Some honeymoon! He's in there watching the World Series
and I'm stuck in here with this crummy dildo!
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Old October 31st, 2018, 10:34 AM   #3833
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I must be doing something wrong because
the User Guide said this would be enjoyable!
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Just warming up for that acorn over there
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'' I want to run naked with you in a aboriginal rainstorm. Get thrown off The Ghan for indecent behaviour... ''
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Back off bitch I saw it first!
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