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Old October 20th, 2018, 09:24 AM   #461
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Movie about the worlds worst spaceship and no sick bags.....In space no one can hear you barf
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Moonmaker -007 launches his own artificial satellite.
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Chunderball- 007 shouldn't have had that kebab...
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Live And Let Dye - 007 puts His whites in with His coloureds

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