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Old October 10th, 2018, 11:47 PM   #31
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Old October 11th, 2018, 04:03 PM   #32
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It goes like this: the first user posts one picture of his weapon of choice, the next poster starts Round 1 with quoting the picture of the first user and adding his picture of a weapon of choice in his post, to challenge the first user. Now another user comes, he chooses the winner of Round 1 by quoting the winning picture and adds a picture of his fave weapon and starts Round 2 and so on.....
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I see your favourite weapon and raise you both my balls

Or would , if able to bench press a ton

Although given I can't (Said can't) , take this you rascal ,




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Old October 11th, 2018, 05:50 PM   #33
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I see your favourite weapon and raise you both my balls :mad:

Or would , if able to bench press a ton :o

Although given I can't (Said can't) , take this you rascal ,


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That's cute..
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Old October 11th, 2018, 06:03 PM   #34
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It would be hard to fire that baby with a round of butt plugs in the barrels.

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