101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 267

**cuzzyman927** · July 14th, 2018, 12:37 PM

4400:
You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched?
No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched!

**ball7** · July 14th, 2018, 01:01 PM

4401
I think you are facing the wrong way.

**cuzzyman927** · July 18th, 2018, 12:30 PM

4902:
My dog is growling at you because you're using his favorite toy as a dildo!

MaxJoker · July 18th, 2018, 03:11 PM

4903 ~ Do you know what I love about you ? ... Nah , me neither

Estreeter · July 19th, 2018, 01:34 PM

4904

Fuck

Why

Ain't it enough I jerk off over ya every leap year

**cuzzyman927** · July 19th, 2018, 01:48 PM

4905:

I love it, what a great sensation when you yodel while sucking my dick!

Yodel-ay-de-hoo!

**Arturo2nd** · July 23rd, 2018, 04:07 AM

In one of the old tweets, Gunn wrote: “The best thing about being raped is when you’re done being raped and it’s like ‘whew this feels great, not being raped!’”

So, 4906 "You'll feel a lot better after I quit fucking you and punching your tits."

**rosestone** · July 23rd, 2018, 06:31 AM

4907. "Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!"

MaxJoker · July 23rd, 2018, 03:44 PM

4908 ~ Hey hardly my fault I`m not getting hard , you`re the one who insisted on leaving the light on

**ball7** · July 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM

4909

Waz up!!

July 14th, 2018, 12:37 PM	#2661
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4400: You say some of the positions we do it are far-fetched? No, just the fact that I'm shagging you is far-fetched! __________________

July 18th, 2018, 12:30 PM	#2663
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4902: My dog is growling at you because you're using his favorite toy as a dildo! __________________

July 18th, 2018, 03:11 PM	#2664
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Geez and can you believe after my sweet talking she still wouldn't 4903 ~ Do you know what I love about you ? ... Nah , me neither __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 19th, 2018, 01:34 PM	#2665
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	4904 Fuck Why Ain't it enough I jerk off over ya every leap year __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 19th, 2018, 01:48 PM	#2666
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4905: I love it, what a great sensation when you yodel while sucking my dick! Yodel-ay-de-hoo! __________________

July 14th, 2018, 01:01 PM	#2662
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4401 I think you are facing the wrong way.

July 23rd, 2018, 04:07 AM	#2667
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Courtesy of James Gunn In one of the old tweets, Gunn wrote: “The best thing about being raped is when you’re done being raped and it’s like ‘whew this feels great, not being raped!’” So, 4906 "You'll feel a lot better after I quit fucking you and punching your tits."

July 23rd, 2018, 06:31 AM	#2668
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	4907. "Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!"

July 23rd, 2018, 03:44 PM	#2669
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Oddly enough for some reason , if anything that answer then angered her ? 4908 ~ Hey hardly my fault I`m not getting hard , you`re the one who insisted on leaving the light on __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM	#2670
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4909 Waz up!!

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