The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 7

MaxJoker · April 7th, 2012, 03:46 PM

Great news Germany has a fantastic peace loving chancellor and he`s as adorable looking as a cheeky Charlie Chaplin chewing a stick of taffy

Plus an author of humorous fiction , and i understand he`s a decent juggler. As i heard somebody mention something about his balls

**palo5** · April 7th, 2012, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Plus an author of humorous fiction ...

It was anything but fiction

**scoundrel** · April 8th, 2012, 08:21 AM

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It was anything but fiction

wasn't it a sort of Bildungsroman (personal growth novel) in which the author described his adventures in the third person? A bit like a Hollywood movie "based on real events"?

**Mal Hombre** · April 8th, 2012, 11:08 AM

Computers in peoples' homes by 2004 !! A pipe dream surely....

**NIN** · April 8th, 2012, 11:12 AM

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Computers in peoples' homes by 2004 !! A pipe dream surely....

Well I might get one, if they can shrink it down to just the size of one corner of a room
like in that crazy fantasy picture

**NIN** · April 8th, 2012, 11:37 AM

I've just had Wilf Lunn come around to my place to install an new invention,
I think he calls 'Elec-trickery?'

I now have a snazzy new electerik light (?)

& a musical doorbell

but after last nights marathon surfing session my computer mouse is absolutely knackered.

MaxJoker · April 8th, 2012, 02:40 PM

Hey guess what David (I`m not drunk i have MS) Hasselhoff has decided to create a spin off from Baywatch, it`s called Baywatch nights

I`m sure it`ll be a massive hit

**bawjaws** · April 8th, 2012, 03:00 PM

I heard the other day about some mad bitch who decided to get a surgeon stuff two plastic bags of silicone in her tits to make them look bigger ..Jeez who would do that to themselves?.at least it won't catch on.. nobody else would be daft enough

MaxJoker · April 8th, 2012, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

It was anything but fiction

You obviously have yet to read the pop up version

MaxJoker · April 12th, 2012, 04:13 PM

Have you heard about that Indian dude who is refusing to scoff his dinner anymore until our benevolent occupation forces have left his country

He`s having a laugh

The sun will never set on the grand empire

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