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Looks sort of like Mechanized Dandruff to me!
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April 18th, 2011, 02:31 AM
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Are you the two gentlemen who want to share a double cream pie?
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April 18th, 2011, 03:09 PM
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April 22nd, 2011, 05:52 PM
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 Would you like todays special sir? Last edited by heretic(666); April 24th, 2011 at 05:52 AM.. Reason: spelling |
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April 23rd, 2011, 05:40 AM
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"I'll take 3 of those to go"
"I'll have what he's having" Or "To be honest with you, I just don't see Jesus' face there. Do you?" "Well, I kind of see his mouth. But it's crooked"
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April 23rd, 2011, 09:41 AM
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Ahhhhhhhhh finally , a lovely vintage caption .
" When i asked if we`re allowed to tip you that`s not what i meant , but still "  
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April 23rd, 2011, 09:44 AM
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I was just going to give You a tip but now I'll give You the whole thing....
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April 23rd, 2011, 09:48 AM
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Have you got something smaller?
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April 23rd, 2011, 09:56 AM
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" How much pie you got left honey ? , hey that looks great i`ll take the lot , my friend on the other hand fancies some chocolate pudding , is Oprah working tonight ? " 
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April 25th, 2011, 12:31 PM
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In england a waitress will often double as a lapdancer so when you come to pay your bill it is considered polite to lift up her dress, pull down her panties, and place the money in her gusset |
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